Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug
Underground by Java Momma Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug $14.00
You may have opened your eyes, but let’s be real—nothing’s happening until the caffeine kicks in. The Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug is the perfect companion for those mornings (or afternoons… we don’t judge) when you’re technically awake but definitely not functional. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Relatable AF: Speaks your truth before you can form full sentences.✔ Premium Ceramic: Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ Morning Mood Essential: Holds 11oz of the only thing keeping you upright—coffee. For the sleep-deprived, the overworked, and the perpetually exhausted—this mug gets you. 🔥 Limited Release – Grab Yours Before the Coffee Runs Out! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug displays the quote: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. The words you to a and are unarmed are highlighted in green and red on this ceramic mug. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the quote: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. – William Shakespeare, in black, green, and red on a ceramic cup.
Underground by Java Momma Battle of Wits Coffee Mug $14.00
Serve your coffee with a side of Shakespearean side-eye. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the legendary quip:"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." – William Shakespeare. Perfect for those who appreciate sharp minds, sharper tongues, and a strong cup of coffee. Whether you're delivering literary burns or just trying to survive the morning, this 11oz ceramic mug has your back. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Witty & Timeless: Classic Shakespearean shade, now in mug form.✔ High-Quality Ceramic: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ For the Clever & Caffeinated: Ideal for book lovers, history buffs, and sarcasm enthusiasts. Make every sip a mic drop. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before the Quills Run Dry! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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Rich and smooth butterscotch coffee with a buttery, caramel flavor. Butterscotch-flavored medium roast coffee in a stylish package.
Underground by Java Momma Butterscotch Flavored Coffee – Sweet, Buttery, and Bold from $12.99
This isn’t your grandma’s butterscotch. It’s the classic golden sweetness you love—kicked up a notch. We took a smooth medium roast Brazilian bean base and infused it with rich, buttery butterscotch for a coffee that’s indulgent, nostalgic, and just rebellious enough to keep things interesting. Flavor Notes: 🍯 Buttery Butterscotch – Sweet, caramelized perfection.🔥 Rich & Smooth – A balanced, full-bodied medium roast.😏 Just a Little Bold – Classic, but with an edge. Perfect For: ✔️ Morning motivation with a side of nostalgia.✔️ Turning your kitchen into a café (no barista required).✔️ Pairing with dessert (or making coffee the dessert). Brew it, sip it, love it—because this butterscotch coffee isn’t here to play. It’s here to slay. ☕🔥 Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Flavored Medium Roast Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Cinnamon Almond Macaroon Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Cinnamon Almond Macaroon Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Cinnamon Almond Macaroon – Flavor Mayhem in a Mug from $12.99
This ain’t your grandma’s coffee. Cinnamon Almond Macaroon is a full-blown flavor riot—spicy, nutty, and wildly indulgent. It’s what happens when cozy bakery vibes get hijacked by a rock concert. Sweet coconut macaroon meets roasted almonds and a fiery cinnamon kick, all wrapped in a smooth medium roast that plays by no one’s rules. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🔥 Fiery Cinnamon🌰 Toasted Almond🥥 Sweet Coconut Macaroon Goodness 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Built on a smooth medium roast base, this flavor bomb starts with high-quality beans roasted in small batches for peak performance. Every cup delivers bold flavor without bitterness—just straight-up delicious rebellion. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Drip it, press it, or pod it—this flavor slays however you brew. And yes, Single Serve pods are Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible, because flavor may be wild, but convenience is still clutch. Go ahead—break the rules, dunk the cookie, drink the macaroon. Cinnamon Almond Mayhem is calling. ☕🔥 Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Coffee Snob - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Coffee Snob - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Coffee Snob – A Quad-Blend Roast for the Ironically Refined from $15.99
Ever side-eyed someone talking about “mouthfeel” and “terroir”… while secretly Googling what those words mean? Yeah, same. Coffee Snob is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to the bean-obsessed, the flavor-note fanatics, and yes, the elevation evangelists. It’s bold, smooth, and complex AF—no monocle required. Flavor Notes: ☕ Rich & Balanced Body🍫 Deep Cocoa Undertones🌰 Subtle Roasted Nut🌍 Complex, Layered Finish That’s Totally Pretentious (In a Good Way) 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: This quad-blend masterpiece pulls beans from multiple origins, roasted to perfection in small batches. It’s smooth, full-bodied, and—let’s be honest—actually worth talking about. But like, ironically. Obviously. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Whether you’re pulling an artisanal pour-over or just shoving a Single Serve pod into your Keurig® (1.0 & 2.0 compatible) like a mortal, you’ll taste the difference. And yes, you will feel superior. Snobbery never tasted so smooth. Join the ironically pretentious coffee club with Coffee Snob—no mustache wax required. ☕🧐    
Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Coping the F%k Outta This Life! – Chocolate-Flavored Coffee for Total Meltdowns* from $15.99 $16.99
Life’s a dumpster fire? Cool, same. When screaming into the void doesn’t work, Coping the F%k Outta This Life!* is here to save your sanity—one chocolatey, caffeine-fueled sip at a time. No energy? No problem. Just brew, drink, and pretend everything's fine. (It’s not, but this helps.) ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍫 Rich Chocolate Fudge💥 Dark Roast Intensity😮💨 Slight Hint of Emotional Breakdown (kidding… kinda) 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Built on a dark roast foundation from quality beans, this flavored brew adds that hit of chocolate comfort you didn’t know you needed. Roasted in small, “we’re-holding-it-together” batches for maximum flavor and emotional support. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Perfect for when you’re too overwhelmed to function—aka every Monday. Works beautifully in drip brewers, French press, or when you’ve completely given up—Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible single serves got you. Running on caffeine and chaos? Same. Grab Coping the F%k Outta This Life!* before your last nerve snaps. ☕🔥 Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Good Morning, Mother F**ker! - Java Momma Good Morning, Mother F**ker! - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Good Morning, Mother F**ker! from $15.99
Jumpstart your day with a bang! This isn't just any morning brew; it's a South American sensation for those who take their wake-up call with a side of spunk. Bold, daring, and unapologetically vibrant, it's the ultimate escape from the dull drip of the everyday. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.  
Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Grind It Out – Bold Mixed Roast Coffee for the Daily Hustle from $15.99
Deadlines don’t care, so neither do we. Grind It Out is for the early risers, late workers, side-hustlers, and caffeine-fueled survivors. This bold South American mixed roast brings the heat with medium-dark intensity, minus the drama. It doesn’t cheer you on—it just shows up and gets it done. Like you. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🌰 Deep Roasted Nut🍫 Dark Cocoa🔥 Bold, Smooth Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Crafted from a South American bean blend, roasted to that just-right medium-dark profile for full-bodied flavor and zero nonsense. Small-batch roasted, because quality doesn’t have to shout. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Whether it’s your second cup at 6 a.m. or your survival sip at 3 p.m., it brews like a pro. Works in your drip machine, French press, or pop in a Single Serve pod for your Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 and get on with your day. The grind doesn’t stop—but at least it tastes good. Fuel up with Grind It Out and get back to being a badass. ☕💪
Hazelnut Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Hazelnut Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Hazelnut Flavored Coffee from $12.99
Our Hazelnut flavored coffee is a classic for a reason, but don't you dare call it ordinary. It's a timeless dance of rich, nutty flavor and lively medium roast that takes the familiar and gives it a zesty spin. This is Hazelnut that's not just tasted but celebrated. Classic? Definitely. Ordinary? Never. It's Hazelnut with the volume turned up, a sip that rocks tradition without forgetting why we loved it in the first place. So go ahead, rock out with the classic. It's Hazelnut, but cooler. We dare you. Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines. Flavored Medium Roast Zero sugar or sweeteners. Gluten Free. Keto friendly. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
A silhouette holding a coffee cup walks through an open door. Above: HELLO DARKNESS. Below: my old friend. SINGLE ORIGIN DARK ROAST with dark chocolate notes. Underground logo at the bottom. Product: Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee. A steaming glass of Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee sits on a saucer, accompanied by dark chocolate, coffee beans, a notepad, pen, a lit candle, and white roses setting a moody scene.
Underground by Java Momma Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee from $15.99
🎶 “Hello darkness, my old friend…” Yeah, we went there. This isn’t just a cup of coffee—it’s a full-blown mood. Hello Darkness My Old Friend is for those who crave depth, not daylight. No sugarcoating, no sunshine—just bold Guatemalan beans roasted to a rich, brooding perfection. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍫 Bittersweet Dark Chocolate🌰 Roasted Hazelnut🌑 Smooth, Smoky Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Grown high in the misty mountains of Guatemala, these beans are hand-harvested and slow-roasted in small batches to create a coffee that’s as dark and complex as your favorite vinyl playlist. Think depth, richness, and absolutely zero pretense. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Whether you’re brewing a French press by candlelight or grabbing a quick cup from your Keurig (1.0 or 2.0), this roast hits just right—especially paired with rainy mornings and moody playlists. Sip the shadows. Taste the silence. Embrace the dark.    Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines.  
Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Mellowdrama – Mixed Roast Coffee for the Drama-Free Zone from $15.99
There’s enough drama out there—this cup isn’t adding to it. Mellowdrama is the ultimate calm-in-a-cup, a smooth mixed roast that rolls its eyes at chaos and keeps the volume low. No intensity. No theatrics. Just quietly excellent coffee for those who prefer to sip, not scream. ☕ Flavor Notes: ☕ Smooth & Balanced Body🌰 Mild Toasted Nut🍯 Subtle Sweet Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: A carefully blended mixed roast that brings together mellow richness and just the right amount of depth—like a chill soundtrack for your overstimulated brain. Roasted in small batches with zero drama, all flavor. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Works beautifully in drip brewers, French press, or for max convenience, pop in a Single Serve pod compatible with Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0. Because no one has time for complicated when the goal is mellow. Skip the theatrics. Brew a cup of Mellowdrama and keep your life’s soundtrack set to “low effort, high satisfaction.” ☕😌
A bold, circus-themed coffee mug filled with steaming hot coffee, topped with a swirl of cinnamon and sweet icing. Playful monkey silhouettes swing on a vine in the background, adding to the whimsical, rebellious vibe. The mug features a vintage-style label reading ‘Not My Circus,’ part of the Underground coffee line—brews with an extra shot of sass. Warm tones and spice accents highlight the rich, flavored medium roast inside.
Not My Circus – Spiced Cookie & Sweet Icing Coffee 🎪🔥
Underground by Java Momma Not My Circus – Spiced Cookie & Sweet Icing Coffee 🎪🔥 from $15.99
🎪 Welcome to the show, where the chaos is endless, the responsibilities are piling up, and you? You’re just here for the coffee. Not My Circus is a bold, no-nonsense brew that blends warm cinnamon, nutmeg, and sweet vanilla icing into a dangerously delicious cup. You deserve a trophy just for showing up, and this is to remind you that life might be a circus, but at least your coffee isn’t clowning around. Perfect for ignoring emails, pretending to listen, and faking it ‘til you make it. Take a sip, breathe, and take absolutely zero responsibility for the chaos around you. ☕ Tasting Notes: 🔥 Spiced Cookie Chaos (Cinnamon & Nutmeg)🍦 Sweet, Melty Vanilla Icing🎠 Smooth, Sinfully Satisfying Finish 🌙 Why You Need This in Your Life: ✔️ Small-Batch, Big Attitude – Roasted to perfection, no clowning around✔️ Zero Accountability Required – Pairs well with ignoring deadlines✔️ Smooth, Balanced & Strong Enough to Handle Your BS 💡 How to Drink It: 🔥 Hot & Black – Like your soul❄️ Iced – Because you’re too cool to care Sip. Smirk. Pretend to care. The circus isn’t yours, but the coffee? That’s all you. Get yours before it disappears into the night. 🎪☕🔥 Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Enjoy your favorite brew with the Rebel Reader Coffee Mug—made from premium ceramic and showcasing the bold mantra: TO DO: READ BOOKS, DRINK COFFEE, DISMANTLE SYSTEMS OF OPPRESSION on a light purple background. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is a premium white ceramic mug with colorful text: TO DO: READ BOOKS, DRINK COFFEE, DISMANTLE SYSTEMS OF OPPRESSION.
Underground by Java Momma Rebel Reader Coffee Mug $14.00
Start your day with a mug that matches your vibe—bold, caffeinated, and ready to shake things up. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is for the bookworms who like their coffee strong and their systems dismantled. Whether you're deep into a novel or deep into changing the world, this 11oz ceramic mug keeps your fuel hot and your message clear. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Premium Ceramic: Durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.✔ Bold Statement: Reads "To Do: Read books, Drink coffee, Dismantle systems of oppression."✔ Perfect Gift: For the activist, book lover, or caffeine-powered revolutionary in your life. Sourced with care, crafted for impact—because coffee and change go hand in hand. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before They're Gone! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish ☕😎 Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish ☕😎
Underground by Java Momma Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish ☕😎 from $15.99
Some coffees introduce themselves. This one owns the room. ☕😎 Meet Say Less—a bold, unapologetic blend that delivers rich hazelnut, caramelized toffee, and a silky finish. No frills, no fluff—just smooth, confident flavor in every sip. 🔥 Tasting Notes:🌰 Hazelnut Confidence – Rich, nutty, and effortlessly cool.🍯 Toffee Swagger – A caramelized crunch with just the right amount of attitude. 💡 Best Enjoyed:☕ Black for pure, unfiltered boldness.🥛 With cream for a velvety-smooth kick.🧊 Over ice when you’re too cool to sip hot. 🚨 For those who don’t explain themselves—they just get things done. Get your bag now! 🔥 Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Sip On This – German Chocolate Cake-Inspired Coffee with Fudgy Chocolate, Toasted Coconut & Caramel-Pecan Goodness Sip On This – German Chocolate Cake-Inspired Coffee with Fudgy Chocolate, Toasted Coconut & Caramel-Pecan Goodness
Underground by Java Momma Sip On This – German Chocolate Cake-Inspired Coffee with Fudgy Chocolate, Toasted Coconut & Caramel-Pecan Goodness from $15.99
Here’s a hot take: your coffee should actually taste like something. Wild, we know. But Sip On This is out here proving a point—with bold, fudgy chocolate, toasted coconut that demands the spotlight, and caramel-drizzled pecans that add a little nutty decadence to every sip. It’s like a slice of German chocolate cake got roasted and brewed to perfection—with zero guilt and all the flavor. Not basic. Not boring. Just straight-up dessert-in-a-cup energy. ☕🔥 ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍫 Unapologetic chocolate that takes up space 🥥 Coconut that refuses to be background noise 🌰 Pecans drizzled in caramel because of course they are 🌱 Growing & Processing: Crafted from premium, small-batch roasted beans for bold flavor and unbeatable smoothness. Every bag is roasted fresh, because your taste buds deserve nothing less. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Brew it hot and black to let the dessert vibes shine—or splash in a little cream to go full cake mode. French press, drip, or cold brew... it slays every way. Craving coffee that tastes like something? Sip on this. Limited release—snag your bag before it sells out! Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
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