Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug
Underground by Java Momma Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug $14.00
You may have opened your eyes, but let’s be real—nothing’s happening until the caffeine kicks in. The Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug is the perfect companion for those mornings (or afternoons… we don’t judge) when you’re technically awake but definitely not functional. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Relatable AF: Speaks your truth before you can form full sentences.✔ Premium Ceramic: Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ Morning Mood Essential: Holds 11oz of the only thing keeping you upright—coffee. For the sleep-deprived, the overworked, and the perpetually exhausted—this mug gets you. 🔥 Limited Release – Grab Yours Before the Coffee Runs Out! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug displays the quote: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. The words you to a and are unarmed are highlighted in green and red on this ceramic mug. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the quote: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. – William Shakespeare, in black, green, and red on a ceramic cup.
Underground by Java Momma Battle of Wits Coffee Mug $14.00
Serve your coffee with a side of Shakespearean side-eye. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the legendary quip:"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." – William Shakespeare. Perfect for those who appreciate sharp minds, sharper tongues, and a strong cup of coffee. Whether you're delivering literary burns or just trying to survive the morning, this 11oz ceramic mug has your back. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Witty & Timeless: Classic Shakespearean shade, now in mug form.✔ High-Quality Ceramic: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ For the Clever & Caffeinated: Ideal for book lovers, history buffs, and sarcasm enthusiasts. Make every sip a mic drop. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before the Quills Run Dry! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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Enjoy your favorite brew with the Rebel Reader Coffee Mug—made from premium ceramic and showcasing the bold mantra: TO DO: READ BOOKS, DRINK COFFEE, DISMANTLE SYSTEMS OF OPPRESSION on a light purple background. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is a premium white ceramic mug with colorful text: TO DO: READ BOOKS, DRINK COFFEE, DISMANTLE SYSTEMS OF OPPRESSION.
Underground by Java Momma Rebel Reader Coffee Mug $14.00
Start your day with a mug that matches your vibe—bold, caffeinated, and ready to shake things up. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is for the bookworms who like their coffee strong and their systems dismantled. Whether you're deep into a novel or deep into changing the world, this 11oz ceramic mug keeps your fuel hot and your message clear. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Premium Ceramic: Durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.✔ Bold Statement: Reads "To Do: Read books, Drink coffee, Dismantle systems of oppression."✔ Perfect Gift: For the activist, book lover, or caffeine-powered revolutionary in your life. Sourced with care, crafted for impact—because coffee and change go hand in hand. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before They're Gone! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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