I'm a F*cking Delight Mug - Java Momma
JM I'm a F*cking Delight Mug
$12.00
This mug from our Underground collection says what we’re all thinking—because let’s face it, you are a f*cking delight. Perfect for that much-needed morning coffee, afternoon tea, or any beverage that pairs well with a side of sarcasm. 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image
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Cool Beans Mug - Java Momma
JM Cool Beans Mug
$12.00
Because nothing says “I’ve got this” like sipping your coffee from a mug that’s as cool as you are. Our "Cool Beans" mug is here to serve up a hot dose of confidence with every sip. Made from high-quality ceramic, this mug is almost as cool as you—but it does recommend handwashing to preserve that killer design. You’re too cool to risk fading, right? Perfect for gifting or keeping all to yourself. After all, you’re the coolest bean in the brew! 11 ounce ceramic mug 
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Sweetheart? Nah: Anti - Valentine's Day Mug – 15oz - Java Momma Sweetheart? Nah: Anti - Valentine's Day Mug – 15oz - Java Momma
Java Momma Sweetheart? Nah: Anti-Valentine's Day Mug – 15oz
$15.99
Cupid’s arrows missed, and we’re not mad about it. Meet the "Sweetheart? Nah" Mug, a 15oz ode to eye rolls and side-eyes. Decorated with cheeky conversation hearts like “Eww,” “Just No,” “Stupid Cupid,” and “You Wish,” this mug is the perfect partner for your anti-Valentine’s Day vibes. Whether you're sipping coffee solo or hosting an anti-love gathering, this mug says it all so you don’t have to. 15 ounces of sassy goodness Dishwasher safe, but hand washing keeps those snarky hearts looking fresh Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the lovefest Celebrate your independence and let Cupid know where to shove those arrows. Snag yours before they’re gone—because self-love deserves the best accessories. 15-ounce ceramic mug  We always recommend hand washing to preserve the image *Colors of the actual mug may vary slightly due to computer screen variations
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People Say I'm Condescending Sign - Java Momma
External People Say I'm Condescending Sign
$2.99
Behold, a plaque for those who speak in sarcasm and live by the smirk. "People say I'm condescending - that means I talk down to people," it declares, making it the perfect accessory for your wall or anyone else's you deem worthy of your elevated humor. It’s not just decor; it’s a lifestyle confirmation for the proudly patronizing. Short, snappy, and to the point – because we wouldn’t want to confuse anyone, would we? Dimensions: 5.50" x 2.50" x 1.75" Materials: Wood, Paper
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I Tolerate You, But I Love Coffee Mug – 11oz of Truth - Java Momma I Tolerate You, But I Love Coffee Mug – 11oz of Truth - Java Momma
Java Momma I Tolerate You, But I Love Coffee Mug – 11oz of Truth
$12.99
Who says romance is dead? Our "I Tolerate You, But I Love Coffee" Mug perfectly captures the modern love story—one where coffee always wins. With “I Tolerate You” boldly displayed on the front and “I Love Coffee” on the back, this 11oz mug is equal parts funny, sassy, and totally relatable. Whether it’s a gift for your significant other, bestie, or even yourself, this mug is here to serve up coffee with a side of honesty. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Anti-Valentine’s Day, or any day you’re feeling just a little extra caffeinated and cheeky. 11 ounces of caffeine-ready real talk Dishwasher safe, but we recommend hand washing to keep the message as bold as your coffee Ideal for coffee, tea, or letting someone know where they stand (second to coffee, obviously) Because love might be complicated, but coffee is forever. Grab yours now before the caffeine wears off! 11-ounce ceramic mug  We always recommend hand washing to preserve the image *Colors of the actual mug may vary slightly due to computer screen variations
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I'm Fine. It's Fine. - Solid Wood Sign - Java Momma I'm Fine. It's Fine. - Solid Wood Sign - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma I'm Fine. It's Fine. - Solid Wood Sign
$2.99
Because nothing screams "everything is totally okay" like this perfectly passive-aggressive mantra! Our "I'm Fine. It's Fine." solid wood sign is the ultimate home décor for anyone who thrives on caffeine, chaos, and questionable coping mechanisms. Sturdy and sassy, it’s the perfect addition to your home, office, or anywhere that could use a little extra humor. 💬 Why You’ll Love It: Solid wood construction—because, unlike your emotional state, it’s built to last Compact and versatile size that fits shelves, desks, or walls effortlessly A relatable conversation starter for anyone who "totally has it all under control" 📏 Details: Dimensions: 3" high x 6" wide x 0.75" depth Material: Solid wood Let your décor do the talking and embrace the chaos with a smile (and maybe a coffee in hand). Add this witty little gem to your space and let everyone know, it’s fine. Totally fine.  
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Proud Member of the Anti - Valentine’s Day Club Mug – 11oz - Java Momma Proud Member of the Anti - Valentine’s Day Club Mug – 11oz - Java Momma
Java Momma Proud Member of the Anti-Valentine’s Day Club Mug – 11oz
$12.99
Membership has its perks—like sipping your favorite brew while skipping the love-fueled madness. Our "Proud Member of the Anti-Valentine’s Day Club" Mug is the official drinkware for those who opt out of romance and opt into their own vibe. This sleek 11oz mug features bold text that lets the world know your Valentine’s Day plans: coffee, self-care, and zero Cupid interference. 11 ounces of club-level sass Dishwasher safe, but hand washing keeps your membership details crisp Perfect for coffee, tea, or celebratory “I’m single” mimosas Because not every club needs hearts and flowers—just caffeine and good taste. Join today, and make your mornings unapologetically yours. 11-ounce ceramic mug  We always recommend hand washing to preserve the image *Colors of the actual mug may vary slightly due to computer screen variations
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Magnetic Poetry Kit - Obscenities Edition - Java Momma
External Magnetic Poetry Kit - Obscenities Edition
$12.95
Let your fridge do the swearing for you with our Obscenities Magnetic Poetry Set! Perfect for those days when a polite vocabulary just won’t cut it, this collection of cheeky, not-so-family-friendly words is here to help you creatively vent, laugh, or roast your loved ones (all in good fun, of course). Whether you’re crafting poetic rants or just adding some sass to your kitchen, this set is a #@$%ing good time. 💬 Why You’ll Love It: Unleash your inner wordsmith with a delightfully inappropriate twist Great for parties, stress relief, or decorating your fridge with snarky flair Mix and match with other magnetic poetry sets for even more hilarious combinations 📏 Details: Includes a collection of magnets with sassy, salty, and suggestive words Perfect for fridges, lockers, or any magnetic surface that needs spicing up Not for the easily offended—proceed with humor and caution! Grab this set for yourself or gift it to your favorite potty-mouthed poet. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and side-eye from houseguests. 😂
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Sarcasm. It’s How I Hug - Solid Wood Sign - Java Momma Sarcasm. It’s How I Hug - Solid Wood Sign - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Sarcasm. It’s How I Hug - Solid Wood Sign
$2.99
Who needs mushy displays of affection when you can say it all with sarcasm? Our "Sarcasm. It’s How I Hug" solid wood sign is here to keep your décor as sharp as your wit. Compact, sassy, and oh-so-relatable, this sign is the perfect way to let the world know that your hugs come with a side of snark. 💬 Why You’ll Love It: Solid wood design for a sturdy, no-nonsense vibe (just like you!) Compact size that fits perfectly on a shelf, desk, or anywhere that needs a touch of sarcastic charm Perfect for gifting to your sassiest friends—or keeping for yourself (you deserve it!) 📏 Details: Dimensions: 3" high x 6" wide x 0.75" depth Material: Solid wood Give your walls a hug—with sarcasm, of course. Add this quirky little sign to your cart and let your décor embrace your cheeky personality.
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Home is Where the Pants Aren't Sign - Java Momma Home is Where the Pants Aren't Sign - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Home is Where the Pants Aren't Sign
$2.99
The ultimate decorative plaque for anyone who believes that true freedom starts with ditching the leg shackles at the door. Our "Home is where the pants aren't" masterpiece is not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. So, kick back, liberate those legs, and let your walls speak the naked truth. After all, home isn't just where the heart is; it's where the pants aren't. Dimensions:7" x 5.50" x 1.75" Materials: Wood, Paper Artist: Primitives by Kathy
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It is What it is (a real shituation) Block sign - Java Momma It is What it is (a real shituation) Block sign - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma It is What it is (a real shituation) Block sign
$2.99
It is What it is (a real situation) Block Sign For those days when life hands you a steaming pile of “it,” this wood block sign says it all—literally. Equal parts humor and honesty, it’s the perfect addition to any space that needs a little comic relief from the chaos. Tagline: Because calling it like it is never looked so good. 💬 Why You’ll Love It: Wood block because even shituations deserve a touch of decor. Compact size that fits perfectly on a shelf, desk, or anywhere that needs a touch of smart-ass charm Gift it to your most sarcastic friend or keep it as a personal reminder that sometimes, all you can do is shrug and roll with it. 📏 Details: Dimensions: 3" high x 6" wide x 0.75" depth Material: wood
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I'm a Little Ray of (Smart - Ass) Sunshine - Java Momma I'm a Little Ray of (Smart - Ass) Sunshine - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma I'm a Little Ray of (Smart-Ass) Sunshine
$2.99
I'm a Little Ray of (Smart-Ass) Sunshine Wood Block sign Bring some unapologetic attitude to your decor with this wood block sign that’s equal parts sass and style. Because let’s face it, some rooms just need a little sarcasm to lighten the mood. Tagline: For when “ray of sunshine” isn’t quite accurate. 💬 Why You’ll Love It: Wood block  because your wit deserves a solid foundation Compact size that fits perfectly on a shelf, desk, or anywhere that needs a touch of smart-ass charm Gift it to a friend who’s mastered the art of the side-eye or keep it as a reminder that being a little extra never hurt anyone. 📏 Details: Dimensions: 3" high x 6" wide x 0.75" depth Material: wood
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