Good Morning, Mother F**ker! Good Morning, Mother F**ker! - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Good Morning, Mother F**ker! from $14.99
Jumpstart your day with a bang! This isn't just any morning brew; it's a South American sensation for those who...
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Rich and smooth butterscotch coffee with a buttery, caramel flavor. Butterscotch-flavored medium roast coffee in a stylish package.
Underground by Java Momma Butterscotch Flavored Coffee – Sweet, Buttery, and Bold from $13.99
This isn’t your grandma’s butterscotch. It’s the classic golden sweetness you love—kicked up a notch. We took a smooth medium...
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Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Coping the F%k Outta This Life! – Chocolate-Flavored Coffee for Total Meltdowns* from $14.99
Life’s a dumpster fire? Cool, same. When screaming into the void doesn’t work, Coping the F%k Outta This Life!* is...
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Three flamingos—two in sunglasses—stand among daisies. Above, bold curved text reads Calm the Flock Down. Perfect for fans of Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea 🧘‍♀️ or anyone seeking a relaxing, caffeine-free sip. A ceramic cup filled with 🧘‍♀️ Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea, a caffeine-free blend, displays chamomile flowers floating on top and scattered around, set against a light-colored background.
Underground by Java Momma Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea 🧘‍♀️ $7.99
Tell chaos to flock off. When life’s being extra and your to-do list is giving villain origin story vibes, it’s...
STFU - Single Origin Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast - Java Momma STFU - Single Origin Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma STFU – Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast ☠️ from $14.99
Shhh… Wait for it… Okay, now you may speak. But honestly, once you take a sip of this bold, in-your-face...
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Talk to Me After This - Sumatran Medium Roast - Java Momma Talk to Me After This - Sumatran Medium Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Talk to Me After This – Sumatran Medium Roast Coffee for Pre-Human Functionality from $14.99
Let’s be clear: until this cup is at least halfway gone, it’s not the time. Talk to Me After This is...
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Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Grind It Out – Bold Mixed Roast Coffee for the Daily Hustle from $14.99
Deadlines don’t care, so neither do we. Grind It Out is for the early risers, late workers, side-hustlers, and caffeine-fueled...
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Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Mellowdrama – Mixed Roast Coffee for the Drama-Free Zone from $14.99
There’s enough drama out there—this cup isn’t adding to it. Mellowdrama is the ultimate calm-in-a-cup, a smooth mixed roast that...
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Wired But Tired - Colombian Medium Roast Half Caffeinated Blend - Java Momma Wired But Tired - Colombian Medium Roast Half Caffeinated Blend - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Wired But Tired – Half Caff Colombian Medium Roast Coffee from $14.99
Running on low power mode? Same. Wired But Tired is your go-to half caff blend for when you want to look...
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Black and white graphic of a coffee pot with pot HEAD inside. Below: PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️, plus the Underground Coffee logo and website. A rustic ceramic cup of smooth coffee rests on a saucer amid coffee beans, plants, and gardening tools—a cozy indoor scene perfect for enjoying ☠️ PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️.
Underground by Java Momma PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️ from $14.99
Chill out, take a sip, and let the world slow down. PotHead is the smooth, laid-back Tanzanian Peaberry that doesn’t rush,...
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A colorful mug with LIGHTEN UP! and wavy steam, featuring Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ and the Underground coffee logo and website below. A white mug with a smiling face and leaf design sits on a wooden table, filled with ☠️ Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ coffee, known for its delightful citrus notes.
Underground by Java Momma Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ from $14.99
Got your knickers in a twist? Time to Lighten Up! This sassy Tanzanian Peaberry is here to slap the grump right...
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Fade to Black Dark Roast Coffee | Bold Low-Acid • Java Momma Fade to Black Dark Roast Coffee | Bold Low-Acid • Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Fade to Black Dark Roast Coffee | Bold Low-Acid • Java Momma from $15.99
Fade to Black Step into the shadows—in the best possible way. Fade to Black is a bold, smooth, low-acid dark...
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About Our Coffee

At Java Momma, every cup starts with 100% Arabica beans sourced from trusted growers around the globe — from the mountains of Colombia and Guatemala to the volcanic soils of Sumatra. We roast in small batches to lock in the natural flavor notes and deliver your coffee at peak freshness.

Our range covers bold dark roasts, smooth medium roasts, and bright light roasts, plus Swiss Water Process decaf for full flavor without the caffeine. All of our coffees are gluten-free, sugar-free, and contain no artificial flavors or preservatives, so you can brew with confidence.

New to brewing? Explore our Brew Guide, try our single-serve coffee pods, or browse customer favorites to find your perfect roast. Whatever your style — French press, pour-over, or cold brew — you’ll taste the difference in every sip.

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At Java Momma, our mission is singular and steadfast: to roast the finest coffee beans. We are dedicated to transforming each bean into a rich, aromatic experience that elevates your daily brew. With a passion for perfection and a commitment to quality, Java Momma is here to brew the best for the best – you.