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Chill out, take a sip, and let the world slow down. PotHead is the smooth, laid-back Tanzanian Peaberry that doesn’t rush, doesn’t stress—it just tastes damn good. This medium roast is mellow, balanced, and effortlessly cool—like your favorite worn-in hoodie but in coffee form. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Hints of Juicy Orange🍑 Sweet, Smooth Peach🍯 Brown Sugar Bliss 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, smooth & naturally chill✔ Medium roasted for that just-right balance of body & brightness✔ No drama, no bitterness—just pure, easygoing coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want to take your chill to the next level? Try it iced or as a cold brew. Feeling fancy? A splash of cream takes the smooth factor up a notch. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Smooth. Mellow. No stress. Get your fix now!  

🎪 Welcome to the show, where the chaos is endless, the responsibilities are piling up, and you? You’re just here for the coffee. Not My Circus is a bold, no-nonsense brew that blends warm cinnamon, nutmeg, and sweet vanilla icing into a dangerously delicious cup. You deserve a trophy just for showing up, and this is to remind you that life might be a circus, but at least your coffee isn’t clowning around. Perfect for ignoring emails, pretending to listen, and faking it ‘til you make it. Take a sip, breathe, and take absolutely zero responsibility for the chaos around you. ☕ Tasting Notes: 🔥 Spiced Cookie Chaos (Cinnamon & Nutmeg)🍦 Sweet, Melty Vanilla Icing🎠 Smooth, Sinfully Satisfying Finish 🌙 Why You Need This in Your Life: ✔️ Small-Batch, Big Attitude – Roasted to perfection, no clowning around✔️ Zero Accountability Required – Pairs well with ignoring deadlines✔️ Smooth, Balanced & Strong Enough to Handle Your BS 💡 How to Drink It: 🔥 Hot & Black – Like your soul❄️ Iced – Because you’re too cool to care Sip. Smirk. Pretend to care. The circus isn’t yours, but the coffee? That’s all you. Get yours before it disappears into the night. 🎪☕🔥 Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!

Here’s a hot take: your coffee should actually taste like something. Wild, we know. But Sip On This is out here proving a point—with bold, fudgy chocolate, toasted coconut that demands the spotlight, and caramel-drizzled pecans that add a little nutty decadence to every sip. It’s like a slice of German chocolate cake got roasted and brewed to perfection—with zero guilt and all the flavor. Not basic. Not boring. Just straight-up dessert-in-a-cup energy. ☕🔥 ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍫 Unapologetic chocolate that takes up space 🥥 Coconut that refuses to be background noise 🌰 Pecans drizzled in caramel because of course they are 🌱 Growing & Processing: Crafted from premium, small-batch roasted beans for bold flavor and unbeatable smoothness. Every bag is roasted fresh, because your taste buds deserve nothing less. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Brew it hot and black to let the dessert vibes shine—or splash in a little cream to go full cake mode. French press, drip, or cold brew... it slays every way. Craving coffee that tastes like something? Sip on this. Limited release—snag your bag before it sells out! Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!

Got your knickers in a twist? Time to Lighten Up! This sassy Tanzanian Peaberry is here to slap the grump right outta your morning. Bright, zesty, and smooth as hell, it’s like a three-day weekend in a cup—except you don’t have to ask your boss for permission. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Sharp Citrus Bite🍯 Smooth Honey Sweetness🔥 Crisp, Clean Finish 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, punchy & packed with attitude✔ Light roasted for a bright, smooth, never-boring cup✔ Zero BS—just damn good coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want it extra smooth? Toss in a splash of cream. Wanna feel alive? Drink it black. Feeling rebellious? Try it iced—it won’t judge you. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Life’s short. Your coffee shouldn’t be a buzzkill. Grab a bag now!  

Tell them how you really feel this Easter with our unapologetically cheeky "Happy Easter, You Little Shit" block sign! Perfect for those who love their holidays with a side of sass, this bold & unfiltered wooden sign brings humor to any Easter celebration. Whether you’re gifting it to a mischievous friend, displaying it on your shelf, or adding some snark to your seasonal décor, this sign is sure to get a laugh (or a gasp). 🔥 Why You Need It:🐰 Unfiltered & Hilarious – Because sweet & sentimental is overrated🎨 Designed by Artist Dan DiPaolo – Wit & whimsy in one perfect piece📏 Perfect Size: 4" x 6.25" x 1" – Great for desks, shelves & mantels🌿 Made from Wood & Paper – A rustic touch with an edgy twist This Easter, skip the sugar-coated greetings—go bold or go home! 🐣💀 Grab yours before they’re gone!

☕ First of All, No – Because Mornings Are Rude. Some days, you just don’t have time for the BS. That’s where First of All, No comes in. This unapologetically bold espresso roast is made for those who like their coffee strong, dark, and full of attitude. Whether you’re pulling a rich, velvety espresso shot or brewing a full-bodied cup, this blend is here to deliver the caffeine kick you need—no small talk required. 🔥 Tasting Notes: Espresso Strength – Strong enough to wake the dead. ☕💀 Molasses Depth – Dark, smooth, and unimpressed. 🍯 Smoky Hazelnut Shade – Because someone’s gotta bring the attitude. 🌰 🌎 Premium Coffee Blend: Sourced from the finest Costa Rican, Sumatran, and Tanzanian beans, this expertly blended and dark-roasted coffee is crafted for espresso lovers but also brews up an incredible strong cup of coffee in your drip, French press, or Aeropress. 💡 How to Brew: Espresso Machine – Pull a bold, crema-rich shot. Drip Coffee Maker – Strong, smooth, and no nonsense. French Press – Deep, dark, and full-bodied. Aeropress – Quick, intense, and unapologetically strong. 🚨 Ready to Block Out the BS? Whether you need a no-nonsense morning jolt or the perfect espresso blend, First of All, No has your back. Stock up now—because weak coffee is not an option. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.

You may have opened your eyes, but let’s be real—nothing’s happening until the caffeine kicks in. The Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug is the perfect companion for those mornings (or afternoons… we don’t judge) when you’re technically awake but definitely not functional. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Relatable AF: Speaks your truth before you can form full sentences.✔ Premium Ceramic: Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ Morning Mood Essential: Holds 11oz of the only thing keeping you upright—coffee. For the sleep-deprived, the overworked, and the perpetually exhausted—this mug gets you. 🔥 Limited Release – Grab Yours Before the Coffee Runs Out! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

Start your day with a mug that matches your vibe—bold, caffeinated, and ready to shake things up. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is for the bookworms who like their coffee strong and their systems dismantled. Whether you're deep into a novel or deep into changing the world, this 11oz ceramic mug keeps your fuel hot and your message clear. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Premium Ceramic: Durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.✔ Bold Statement: Reads "To Do: Read books, Drink coffee, Dismantle systems of oppression."✔ Perfect Gift: For the activist, book lover, or caffeine-powered revolutionary in your life. Sourced with care, crafted for impact—because coffee and change go hand in hand. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before They're Gone! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

Serve your coffee with a side of Shakespearean side-eye. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the legendary quip:"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." – William Shakespeare. Perfect for those who appreciate sharp minds, sharper tongues, and a strong cup of coffee. Whether you're delivering literary burns or just trying to survive the morning, this 11oz ceramic mug has your back. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Witty & Timeless: Classic Shakespearean shade, now in mug form.✔ High-Quality Ceramic: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ For the Clever & Caffeinated: Ideal for book lovers, history buffs, and sarcasm enthusiasts. Make every sip a mic drop. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before the Quills Run Dry! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

For those who believe in speaking their truth—no sugarcoating, no apologies. The Not Bound to Please Coffee Mug features the iconic Shakespearean clapback: "I am not bound to please thee with my answers." – Merchant of Venice (4.1.65) Whether you’re shutting down nonsense before your first sip or simply embracing your unfiltered self, this 11oz ceramic mug is your perfect morning companion. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Bold & Unapologetic: A timeless literary mic drop.✔ Premium Ceramic: Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ For the Witty & Unbothered: Ideal for book lovers, theater buffs, and straight shooters. Let them know: your coffee—and your comebacks—are strong. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before the Curtain Closes! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image