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This mug from our Underground collection says what we’re all thinking—because let’s face it, you are a f*cking delight. Perfect for that much-needed morning coffee, afternoon tea, or any beverage that pairs well with a side of sarcasm. 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

In the grand theater of life's dramas, here's a blend that refuses to play into the hype. Mellowdrama is your backstage pass to smoothness, amidst the uproars and the curtain calls. Ditch the drama, revel in the mellow. This cup is all about smooth scenes and even smoother endings. Unflavored Mixed Roast   Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.  

  For the dream-chasers, deadline-racers, and every go-getter in between, "Grind it Out" is your caffeinated co-conspirator. A bold South American blend with medium-dark notes, it fuels those who know the value of sweat, persistence, and a darn good cup of coffee. Whether it's a side-hustle or your 9-to-5, with this brew, you're not just grinding—you're thriving. Unflavored Mixed Roast Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines.  

Chill out, take a sip, and let the world slow down. PotHead is the smooth, laid-back Tanzanian Peaberry that doesn’t rush, doesn’t stress—it just tastes damn good. This medium roast is mellow, balanced, and effortlessly cool—like your favorite worn-in hoodie but in coffee form. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Hints of Juicy Orange🍑 Sweet, Smooth Peach🍯 Brown Sugar Bliss 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, smooth & naturally chill✔ Medium roasted for that just-right balance of body & brightness✔ No drama, no bitterness—just pure, easygoing coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want to take your chill to the next level? Try it iced or as a cold brew. Feeling fancy? A splash of cream takes the smooth factor up a notch. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Smooth. Mellow. No stress. Get your fix now!  

☕ First of All, No – Because Mornings Are Rude. Some days, you just don’t have time for the BS. That’s where First of All, No comes in. This unapologetically bold espresso roast is made for those who like their coffee strong, dark, and full of attitude. Whether you’re pulling a rich, velvety espresso shot or brewing a full-bodied cup, this blend is here to deliver the caffeine kick you need—no small talk required. 🔥 Tasting Notes: Espresso Strength – Strong enough to wake the dead. ☕💀 Molasses Depth – Dark, smooth, and unimpressed. 🍯 Smoky Hazelnut Shade – Because someone’s gotta bring the attitude. 🌰 🌎 Premium Coffee Blend: Sourced from the finest Costa Rican, Sumatran, and Tanzanian beans, this expertly blended and dark-roasted coffee is crafted for espresso lovers but also brews up an incredible strong cup of coffee in your drip, French press, or Aeropress. 💡 How to Brew: Espresso Machine – Pull a bold, crema-rich shot. Drip Coffee Maker – Strong, smooth, and no nonsense. French Press – Deep, dark, and full-bodied. Aeropress – Quick, intense, and unapologetically strong. 🚨 Ready to Block Out the BS? Whether you need a no-nonsense morning jolt or the perfect espresso blend, First of All, No has your back. Stock up now—because weak coffee is not an option. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.

Got your knickers in a twist? Time to Lighten Up! This sassy Tanzanian Peaberry is here to slap the grump right outta your morning. Bright, zesty, and smooth as hell, it’s like a three-day weekend in a cup—except you don’t have to ask your boss for permission. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Sharp Citrus Bite🍯 Smooth Honey Sweetness🔥 Crisp, Clean Finish 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, punchy & packed with attitude✔ Light roasted for a bright, smooth, never-boring cup✔ Zero BS—just damn good coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want it extra smooth? Toss in a splash of cream. Wanna feel alive? Drink it black. Feeling rebellious? Try it iced—it won’t judge you. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Life’s short. Your coffee shouldn’t be a buzzkill. Grab a bag now!  

You may have opened your eyes, but let’s be real—nothing’s happening until the caffeine kicks in. The Awake But Not Operational Coffee Mug is the perfect companion for those mornings (or afternoons… we don’t judge) when you’re technically awake but definitely not functional. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Relatable AF: Speaks your truth before you can form full sentences.✔ Premium Ceramic: Sturdy, microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ Morning Mood Essential: Holds 11oz of the only thing keeping you upright—coffee. For the sleep-deprived, the overworked, and the perpetually exhausted—this mug gets you. 🔥 Limited Release – Grab Yours Before the Coffee Runs Out! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

Start your day with a mug that matches your vibe—bold, caffeinated, and ready to shake things up. The Rebel Reader Coffee Mug is for the bookworms who like their coffee strong and their systems dismantled. Whether you're deep into a novel or deep into changing the world, this 11oz ceramic mug keeps your fuel hot and your message clear. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Premium Ceramic: Durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe.✔ Bold Statement: Reads "To Do: Read books, Drink coffee, Dismantle systems of oppression."✔ Perfect Gift: For the activist, book lover, or caffeine-powered revolutionary in your life. Sourced with care, crafted for impact—because coffee and change go hand in hand. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before They're Gone! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image

Serve your coffee with a side of Shakespearean side-eye. The Battle of Wits Coffee Mug features the legendary quip:"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." – William Shakespeare. Perfect for those who appreciate sharp minds, sharper tongues, and a strong cup of coffee. Whether you're delivering literary burns or just trying to survive the morning, this 11oz ceramic mug has your back. ☕ Why You’ll Love It:✔ Witty & Timeless: Classic Shakespearean shade, now in mug form.✔ High-Quality Ceramic: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.✔ For the Clever & Caffeinated: Ideal for book lovers, history buffs, and sarcasm enthusiasts. Make every sip a mic drop. 🔥 Limited Release – Get Yours Before the Quills Run Dry! 11 ounce ceramic mug  Handwashing is recommended to preserve image