First of All, No – Bold Espresso Style Roast Coffee

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An overhead view of an open bag filled with finely ground coffee. The ground coffee has a rich, dark brown color, indicating a fresh and aromatic blend.
Overhead view of an open coffee bag revealing dark roasted coffee beans inside. The coffee bag is slightly tilted, displaying the rich brown beans, with the Java Momma logo visible in the lower left corner. The image highlights the freshness and quality of the coffee beans.
Back of a Java Momma coffee bag with text detailing the company's mission, coffee sourcing practices, and brewing tips. The text includes sections on their mission, opportunities, and brewing instructions.
First of All, No – Bold Espresso Style Roast Coffee

First of All, No – Bold Espresso Style Roast Coffee

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☕ First of All, No – Because Mornings Are Rude.

Some days, you just don’t have time for the BS. That’s where First of All, No comes in. This unapologetically bold espresso roast is made for those who like their coffee strong, dark, and full of attitude. Whether you’re pulling a rich, velvety espresso shot or brewing a full-bodied cup, this blend is here to deliver the caffeine kick you need—no small talk required.

🔥 Tasting Notes:

  • Espresso Strength – Strong enough to wake the dead. ☕💀

  • Molasses Depth – Dark, smooth, and unimpressed. 🍯

  • Smoky Hazelnut Shade – Because someone’s gotta bring the attitude. 🌰

🌎 Premium Coffee Blend:

Sourced from the finest Costa Rican, Sumatran, and Tanzanian beans, this expertly blended and dark-roasted coffee is crafted for espresso lovers but also brews up an incredible strong cup of coffee in your drip, French press, or Aeropress.

💡 How to Brew:

  • Espresso Machine – Pull a bold, crema-rich shot.

  • Drip Coffee Maker – Strong, smooth, and no nonsense.

  • French Press – Deep, dark, and full-bodied.

  • Aeropress – Quick, intense, and unapologetically strong.

🚨 Ready to Block Out the BS?

Whether you need a no-nonsense morning jolt or the perfect espresso blend, First of All, No has your back. Stock up now—because weak coffee is not an option.

Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.

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At Java Momma, our mission is singular and steadfast: to roast the finest coffee beans. We are dedicated to transforming each bean into a rich, aromatic experience that elevates your daily brew. With a passion for perfection and a commitment to quality, Java Momma is here to brew the best for the best – you.