Good Morning, Mother F**ker! - Java Momma Good Morning, Mother F**ker! - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Good Morning, Mother F**ker! from $15.99
Jumpstart your day with a bang! This isn't just any morning brew; it's a South American sensation for those who take their wake-up call with a side of spunk. Bold, daring, and unapologetically vibrant, it's the ultimate escape from the dull drip of the everyday. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines.  
Rich and smooth butterscotch coffee with a buttery, caramel flavor. Butterscotch-flavored medium roast coffee in a stylish package.
Underground by Java Momma Butterscotch Flavored Coffee – Sweet, Buttery, and Bold from $13.99
This isn’t your grandma’s butterscotch. It’s the classic golden sweetness you love—kicked up a notch. We took a smooth medium roast Brazilian bean base and infused it with rich, buttery butterscotch for a coffee that’s indulgent, nostalgic, and just rebellious enough to keep things interesting. Flavor Notes: 🍯 Buttery Butterscotch – Sweet, caramelized perfection.🔥 Rich & Smooth – A balanced, full-bodied medium roast.😏 Just a Little Bold – Classic, but with an edge. Perfect For: ✔️ Morning motivation with a side of nostalgia.✔️ Turning your kitchen into a café (no barista required).✔️ Pairing with dessert (or making coffee the dessert). Brew it, sip it, love it—because this butterscotch coffee isn’t here to play. It’s here to slay. ☕🔥 Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Flavored Medium Roast Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
The image features Say Less in glossy, coffee-themed brown letters with scattered beans—reflecting Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish ☕😎. Below, “FLAVORED MEDIUM ROAST” appears on a white background. A brown coffee bag marked “Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish” sits before a pot pouring steaming coffee. The label notes 100% Arabica, brewing options, and Java Momma’s bold air-roasted blend.
Underground by Java Momma Say Less – Bold Hazelnut & Toffee Coffee with a Silky Finish ☕😎 from $15.99
Some coffees introduce themselves. This one owns the room. ☕😎 Meet Say Less—a bold, unapologetic blend that delivers rich hazelnut, caramelized toffee, and a silky finish. No frills, no fluff—just smooth, confident flavor in every sip. 🔥 Tasting Notes:🌰 Hazelnut Confidence – Rich, nutty, and effortlessly cool.🍯 Toffee Swagger – A caramelized crunch with just the right amount of attitude. 💡 Best Enjoyed:☕ Black for pure, unfiltered boldness.🥛 With cream for a velvety-smooth kick.🧊 Over ice when you’re too cool to sip hot. 🚨 For those who don’t explain themselves—they just get things done. Get your bag now! 🔥 Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Hazelnut Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Hazelnut Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Hazelnut Flavored Coffee from $13.99
Our Hazelnut flavored coffee is a classic for a reason, but don't you dare call it ordinary. It's a timeless dance of rich, nutty flavor and lively medium roast that takes the familiar and gives it a zesty spin. This is Hazelnut that's not just tasted but celebrated. Classic? Definitely. Ordinary? Never. It's Hazelnut with the volume turned up, a sip that rocks tradition without forgetting why we loved it in the first place. So go ahead, rock out with the classic. It's Hazelnut, but cooler. We dare you. Available in Regular and Decaf in all of our grinds. Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and Keurig® 2.0 machines. Flavored Medium Roast Zero sugar or sweeteners. Gluten Free. Keto friendly. Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma Coping the F*%k Outta This Life! Flavored Coffee - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Coping the F%k Outta This Life! – Chocolate-Flavored Coffee for Total Meltdowns* from $15.99
Life’s a dumpster fire? Cool, same. When screaming into the void doesn’t work, Coping the F%k Outta This Life!* is here to save your sanity—one chocolatey, caffeine-fueled sip at a time. No energy? No problem. Just brew, drink, and pretend everything's fine. (It’s not, but this helps.) ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍫 Rich Chocolate Fudge💥 Dark Roast Intensity😮💨 Slight Hint of Emotional Breakdown (kidding… kinda) 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Built on a dark roast foundation from quality beans, this flavored brew adds that hit of chocolate comfort you didn’t know you needed. Roasted in small, “we’re-holding-it-together” batches for maximum flavor and emotional support. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Perfect for when you’re too overwhelmed to function—aka every Monday. Works beautifully in drip brewers, French press, or when you’ve completely given up—Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible single serves got you. Running on caffeine and chaos? Same. Grab Coping the F%k Outta This Life!* before your last nerve snaps. ☕🔥 Nutritional Information Our air-roasted coffee, whether flavored or unflavored, is crafted to deliver a full-bodied flavor while staying light on calories and free of common dietary concerns. Here's what you can expect in every cup: Total Calories: Less than 5 cal Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg Cholesterol: 0 mg Carbohydrates: 0 g Protein: Less than 1 g Our coffee contains no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol, making it a guilt-free beverage choice that won't interfere with your dietary goals. Enjoy it black for a pure coffee experience or add your preferred milk or creamer – it’s delicious either way! Please note that caffeine levels may vary depending on the type of beans, roasting method, and brewing process. Caffeine Content Caffeine levels in our coffee are naturally sourced from the finest beans. The exact caffeine content can vary based on the origin of the beans, the specific roasting process, and how you brew it. Whether you’re looking for a bold morning boost or a smoother, mild sip, our selection has something for every caffeine lover. Allergen-Friendly & Diet-Conscious We believe everyone should enjoy coffee without worry! Here’s why our flavored options are a safe and delicious choice: Allergen-Free: Our flavorings are crafted to be free of the top eight allergens. Sugar-Free & Gluten-Free: All of our flavored coffees use premium ingredients with no added sugar, dairy, or gluten. This means you can indulge in flavors like vanilla, hazelnut, or mocha without the extra stuff you don’t want. About the Bean Our coffee beans are sourced from top coffee-growing regions worldwide, with a special focus on quality and flavor. One of our favorites is the Brazilian Medium Roast, which serves as the base for many of our flavored varieties. Origin: Sourced from the famous Santos region in Brazil, known for its rich coffee-growing tradition. Flavor Profile: Nutty, smooth, and versatile. Perfect as a standalone brew or as a foundation for our flavored coffees. Roasting Process: We air roast every batch to perfection using a unique method that brings out the natural flavors of the beans. Sustainability & Air Roasting At Java Momma, we roast our coffee beans with care for both flavor and the environment. Here’s why our process stands out: Air Roasting: Our coffee is air-roasted, a method that evenly roasts each bean to bring out its best flavors. This process eliminates the smoky, bitter taste that can come from drum roasting. Sustainable Energy: We roast our coffee using solar-powered technology, reducing our carbon footprint and ensuring that every cup is as eco-friendly as it is delicious. Planet-Friendly: By using sustainable solar energy, we’re not only producing top-quality coffee but also doing our part for the environment, so you can sip with confidence. How to Brew Indulge in the Perfect Cup of Java Momma Coffee! Ready to experience a blissful cup of coffee? Follow these simple instructions to brew a perfect cup of Java Momma goodness. Note: Cup sizes may vary, but we've gone with the standard 8 ounces for a normal mug. Adjust the measurements accordingly based on your preferred cup size. Select Premium Java Momma Beans: Begin by choosing our premium, freshly-roasted coffee beans. They are the heart and soul of an exceptional cup of coffee. Take a moment to appreciate their enticing aromas and rich flavors. Measure with Precision: For making a standard 8 oz. cup of coffee, use two level tablespoon of ground coffee. Remember, this measurement serves as a great starting point. Adjust the amount of coffee to suit your preferred strength and flavor, keeping in mind that different cup sizes may require varying amounts. Embrace Fresh, Cold Water: Fill your kettle or coffee maker with fresh, cold water. Cold water ensures proper extraction of the coffee's flavors. Avoid using previously boiled water, as it may negatively affect the taste. Brew to Perfection: Follow the instructions of your coffee maker to brew your Java Momma coffee. Ensure that the water temperature is optimal for extraction, allowing the flavors to develop fully. Let the brewing process work its magic. Sip and Savor: As soon as the brewing is complete, pour the aromatic coffee into your favorite mug. Take a moment to appreciate the enticing aroma before taking your first sip. Engage your senses as the flavors dance on your palate, indulging you in the rich Java Momma experience. Remember, each person's cup size preference may vary. Adjust the measurements and brewing time accordingly to achieve your desired strength and flavor. The joy of coffee lies in customization and finding what suits your taste buds best. Savor every sip and cherish the delightful moments that Java Momma brings to your coffee journey. Cheers to the art of a satisfying cup of coffee!
A silhouette holding a coffee cup walks through an open door. Above: HELLO DARKNESS. Below: my old friend. SINGLE ORIGIN DARK ROAST with dark chocolate notes. Underground logo at the bottom. Product: Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee. A steaming glass of Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee sits on a saucer, accompanied by dark chocolate, coffee beans, a notepad, pen, a lit candle, and white roses setting a moody scene.
Underground by Java Momma Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee from $3.50
🎶 “Hello darkness, my old friend…” Yeah, we went there. This isn’t just a cup of coffee—it’s a full-blown mood. Hello Darkness My Old Friend is for those who crave depth, not daylight. No sugarcoating, no sunshine—just bold Guatemalan beans roasted to a rich, brooding perfection. Flavor Notes: 🍫 Bittersweet Dark Chocolate🌰 Roasted Hazelnut🌑 Smooth, Smoky Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Grown high in the misty mountains of Guatemala, these beans are hand-harvested and slow-roasted in small batches to create a coffee that’s as dark and complex as your favorite vinyl playlist. Think depth, richness, and absolutely zero pretense. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Whether you’re brewing a French press by candlelight or grabbing a quick cup from your Keurig (1.0 or 2.0), this roast hits just right—especially paired with rainy mornings and moody playlists. Sip the shadows. Taste the silence. Embrace the dark.    Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines.  
Three flamingos—two in sunglasses—stand among daisies. Above, bold curved text reads Calm the Flock Down. Perfect for fans of Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea 🧘‍♀️ or anyone seeking a relaxing, caffeine-free sip. A ceramic cup filled with 🧘‍♀️ Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea, a caffeine-free blend, displays chamomile flowers floating on top and scattered around, set against a light-colored background.
Underground by Java Momma Calm the Flock Down Loose Leaf Tea 🧘‍♀️ $7.99
Tell chaos to flock off. When life’s being extra and your to-do list is giving villain origin story vibes, it’s time to Calm the Flock Down. This no-caffeine, no-drama loose leaf tea is 100% Egyptian Chamomile—a floral, earthy hug in a mug that knows how to shut down the noise and turn up the peace. Whether you’re winding down after a long day, easing into a slower weekend, or trying not to throw your laptop across the room during a Zoom call... this tea gets it. ☁️ How to Use: Steep a teaspoon in hot water for 5–7 minutes Sip slowly while mentally canceling all your obligations Repeat as needed until Zen is achieved 🛑 Legal-ish Vibe Check: We’re not flocking doctors, ok? This tea is designed to help you chill, but it’s not a substitute for real-deal medical advice. If you’re dealing with serious health stuff, talk to someone with an actual degree. Ingredients: 100% Egyptian Chamomile🌿 Naturally caffeine-free | Herbal infusion | Comes in a resealable 1 oz bag🧘♂️ Peace in a pouch. Snark included.    
Talk to Me After This - Sumatran Medium Roast - Java Momma Talk to Me After This - Sumatran Medium Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Talk to Me After This – Sumatran Medium Roast Coffee for Pre-Human Functionality from $15.99
Let’s be clear: until this cup is at least halfway gone, it’s not the time. Talk to Me After This is your official buffer between sleep and society. This bold, earthy Sumatran medium roast doesn’t ask questions, doesn’t demand anything—just shows up with deep flavor and gets the job done. The socializing can wait. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🌿 Earthy & Smooth🌰 Hints of Toasted Nut🌋 Subtle Vibrant Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Single-origin Sumatran beans, slow-roasted to a medium profile that balances richness with just enough brightness to keep your eyes open. Grown in volcanic soil for depth you can feel before 9am. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Works with your patience level—aka minimal effort. Brew it in a drip, press, or pop in a Single Serve pod (Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible) when you need it now and words aren’t happening yet. One sip = silence. Two sips = sentences. Full cup = you’re back. Stock up on Talk to Me After This—because small talk can wait. ☕🙃  
STFU - Single Origin Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast - Java Momma STFU - Single Origin Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma STFU – Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast ☠️ from $15.99
Shhh… Wait for it… Okay, now you may speak. But honestly, once you take a sip of this bold, in-your-face Tanzanian Peaberry, you won’t have much to say—except maybe “Damn, that’s good.” This dark roast is smooth, caramelized, and laced with bright citrus undertones that cut through the noise. No bitterness, no nonsense—just liquid gold with a kick. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🔥 Deep Caramelized Goodness🍊 Bright Citrus Bite💪 Smooth, Full-Bodied Finish 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, bold & ridiculously smooth✔ Dark roasted for maximum richness with zero bitterness✔ Shuts up bad coffee—because life’s too short for weak brews ⚡ How to Drink It: Perfect for French press, drip, or however the hell you like it. Wanna go wild? Try it black and feel the power. Need to take the edge off? A splash of cream won’t hurt. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Talk all you want—this coffee speaks for itself. Grab yours now!  
Wired But Tired - Colombian Medium Roast Half Caffeinated Blend - Java Momma Wired But Tired - Colombian Medium Roast Half Caffeinated Blend - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Wired But Tired – Half Caff Colombian Medium Roast Coffee from $15.99
Running on low power mode? Same. Wired But Tired is your go-to half caff blend for when you want to look productive without actually feeling productive. It’s smooth, mellow, and caffeinated just enough to keep you from face-planting into your inbox. ☕ Flavor Notes: ☕ Balanced Medium Roast🌰 Mild, Nutty Finish📉 Caffeine Level: Moderately Conscious 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Made with 100% Colombian beans, roasted medium for that classic smooth taste—without the full caffeine hit. It’s the ideal brew for people who’ve been tired since 2004 and aren’t looking to change now. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Great for drip brewers, French press, or Single Serve pods that work with Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0—because pressing buttons is about all the effort we’re putting in today. No hype, no crash. Just a solid cup of “good enough.” Grab Wired But Tired and power through like the responsible adult you kinda are. ☕🛋️  
Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Grind it Out - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Grind It Out – Bold Mixed Roast Coffee for the Daily Hustle from $15.99
Deadlines don’t care, so neither do we. Grind It Out is for the early risers, late workers, side-hustlers, and caffeine-fueled survivors. This bold South American mixed roast brings the heat with medium-dark intensity, minus the drama. It doesn’t cheer you on—it just shows up and gets it done. Like you. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🌰 Deep Roasted Nut🍫 Dark Cocoa🔥 Bold, Smooth Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: Crafted from a South American bean blend, roasted to that just-right medium-dark profile for full-bodied flavor and zero nonsense. Small-batch roasted, because quality doesn’t have to shout. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Whether it’s your second cup at 6 a.m. or your survival sip at 3 p.m., it brews like a pro. Works in your drip machine, French press, or pop in a Single Serve pod for your Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 and get on with your day. The grind doesn’t stop—but at least it tastes good. Fuel up with Grind It Out and get back to being a badass. ☕💪
Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma Mellowdrama - Unflavored Mixed Roast - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Mellowdrama – Mixed Roast Coffee for the Drama-Free Zone from $15.99
There’s enough drama out there—this cup isn’t adding to it. Mellowdrama is the ultimate calm-in-a-cup, a smooth mixed roast that rolls its eyes at chaos and keeps the volume low. No intensity. No theatrics. Just quietly excellent coffee for those who prefer to sip, not scream. ☕ Flavor Notes: ☕ Smooth & Balanced Body🌰 Mild Toasted Nut🍯 Subtle Sweet Finish 🌱 Growing & Processing Details: A carefully blended mixed roast that brings together mellow richness and just the right amount of depth—like a chill soundtrack for your overstimulated brain. Roasted in small batches with zero drama, all flavor. 💡 Brewing Suggestions: Works beautifully in drip brewers, French press, or for max convenience, pop in a Single Serve pod compatible with Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0. Because no one has time for complicated when the goal is mellow. Skip the theatrics. Brew a cup of Mellowdrama and keep your life’s soundtrack set to “low effort, high satisfaction.” ☕😌
Chill the F Out Cold Brew Pods - Java Momma Chill the F Out Cold Brew Pods - Java Momma
Underground by Java Momma Chill the F Out Cold Brew Pods $16.99
Chill the F Out. 😌☕ Take a breath, take a sip, and Chill the F Out. This cold brew delivers big flavor with zero drama—just smooth cinnamon, cozy vanilla, and a warm splash of rum-inspired vibes (minus the actual rum, sorry not sorry). Perfect for porch-sitting, people-dodging, or peacekeeping with that one neighbor who really needs a hug (or a coffee). However you chill, this brew’s got your back. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍂 Sweet Cinnamon🍦 Vanilla Cream🥃 Rum Essence (No alcohol, just vibes) ❄️ Cold Brew Details: ✔️ Includes 4 cold brew pods (10g each)✔️ Each pod brews 1 quart (32 oz) of bold, spiced cold brew✔️ Made with 100% Arabica coffee✔️ Naturally flavored with cinnamon, vanilla, and rum notes✔️ Smooth, balanced, and never bitter 💆 Why You’ll Love It: Because you’re overdue for a sit-downBecause spice + chill = balanceBecause it’s way cheaper than therapy Cold brew calm in a cup. Go on, take five. 😎🧊 💡 How to Brew: 1️⃣ Drop 1 pod into a quart of cold water2️⃣ Let it steep overnight (8–12 hours)3️⃣ Remove the pod, pour over ice4️⃣ Optional: Add cream, milk, or a cinnamon stick if you're feeling ✨extra✨
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Black and white graphic of a coffee pot with pot HEAD inside. Below: PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️, plus the Underground Coffee logo and website. A rustic ceramic cup of smooth coffee rests on a saucer amid coffee beans, plants, and gardening tools—a cozy indoor scene perfect for enjoying ☠️ PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️.
Underground by Java Momma PotHead – Tanzanian Peaberry Medium Roast ☠️ from $15.99
Chill out, take a sip, and let the world slow down. PotHead is the smooth, laid-back Tanzanian Peaberry that doesn’t rush, doesn’t stress—it just tastes damn good. This medium roast is mellow, balanced, and effortlessly cool—like your favorite worn-in hoodie but in coffee form. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Hints of Juicy Orange🍑 Sweet, Smooth Peach🍯 Brown Sugar Bliss 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, smooth & naturally chill✔ Medium roasted for that just-right balance of body & brightness✔ No drama, no bitterness—just pure, easygoing coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want to take your chill to the next level? Try it iced or as a cold brew. Feeling fancy? A splash of cream takes the smooth factor up a notch. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Smooth. Mellow. No stress. Get your fix now!  
A colorful mug with LIGHTEN UP! and wavy steam, featuring Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ and the Underground coffee logo and website below. A white mug with a smiling face and leaf design sits on a wooden table, filled with ☠️ Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ coffee, known for its delightful citrus notes.
Underground by Java Momma Lighten Up! – Tanzanian Peaberry Light Roast ☠️ from $15.99
Got your knickers in a twist? Time to Lighten Up! This sassy Tanzanian Peaberry is here to slap the grump right outta your morning. Bright, zesty, and smooth as hell, it’s like a three-day weekend in a cup—except you don’t have to ask your boss for permission. ☕ Flavor Notes: 🍊 Sharp Citrus Bite🍯 Smooth Honey Sweetness🔥 Crisp, Clean Finish 💀 Why It Rocks: ✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, punchy & packed with attitude✔ Light roasted for a bright, smooth, never-boring cup✔ Zero BS—just damn good coffee ⚡ How to Drink It: Brew it in a drip maker, pour-over, or French press. Want it extra smooth? Toss in a splash of cream. Wanna feel alive? Drink it black. Feeling rebellious? Try it iced—it won’t judge you. ☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible. 🔥 Life’s short. Your coffee shouldn’t be a buzzkill. Grab a bag now!  
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