The Bigfoot Mystery Box

Do You Believe? You Will Now.

Step into the woods—if you dare—with our Bigfoot Mystery Box, a cryptid-packed collection of curiosity and caffeine designed for the true believer (or the skeptical caffeine addict who loves a good time). Whether you're hunting Sasquatch or just hunting for great coffee, this box delivers the goods... with a little mystery on the side.

What’s Inside?

1. 🦶 Grow Your Own Bigfoot: Just add water and wait for this legendary beast to rise from the depths of...your kitchen counter. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s weirdly wonderful.

2. ❓ 3 Mystery Sasquatch-Themed Items: Could be stickers. Could be socks. Could be something wildly unexpected. One thing’s for sure—they're all themed around the hairy legend himself.

3. ☕ Limited Edition Bigfoot Coffee: No frills. No funky flavors. Just a bold, earthy, full-bodied blend as mysterious and rugged as the creature it’s named after. It's smooth, strong, and will definitely keep you alert in case something rustles in the woods. Regular Auto Drip 1/2 lb Bag.

Why You Need It:

Because you know Bigfoot's real, and now you've got the box to prove it. Whether you're gifting it, hoarding it, or using it to summon cryptids (we’re not judging), this limited edition box is your chance to bring home the legend.

Warning: May cause an increased urge to wander the forest in search of large, elusive creatures. Caffeinate accordingly.