Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee

$14.99

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A silhouette holding a coffee cup walks through an open door. Above: HELLO DARKNESS. Below: my old friend. SINGLE ORIGIN DARK ROAST with dark chocolate notes. Underground logo at the bottom. Product: Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee.
A steaming glass of Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee sits on a saucer, accompanied by dark chocolate, coffee beans, a notepad, pen, a lit candle, and white roses setting a moody scene.
A cup of Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast coffee sits on wood, crowned with red-tinted cold foam. Blurry pumpkins in the background create a Halloween vibe. Keurig compatible. Labeled: Vampire Velvet.
Hello Darkness My Old Friend - Guatemalan Dark Roast - Java Momma
Hello Darkness My Old Friend - Guatemalan Dark Roast - Java Momma

Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Bold Guatemalan Dark Roast Coffee

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$14.99

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🎶 “Hello darkness, my old friend…” Yeah, we went there. This isn’t just a cup of coffee—it’s a full-blown mood. Hello Darkness My Old Friend is for those who crave depth, not daylight. No sugarcoating, no sunshine—just bold Guatemalan beans roasted to a rich, brooding perfection.

Flavor Notes:

🍫 Bittersweet Dark Chocolate
🌰 Roasted Hazelnut
🌑 Smooth, Smoky Finish

🌱 Growing & Processing Details:

Grown high in the misty mountains of Guatemala, these beans are hand-harvested and slow-roasted in small batches to create a coffee that’s as dark and complex as your favorite vinyl playlist. Think depth, richness, and absolutely zero pretense.

💡 Brewing Suggestions:

Whether you’re brewing a French press by candlelight or grabbing a quick cup from your Keurig (1.0 or 2.0), this roast hits just right—especially paired with rainy mornings and moody playlists.

Sip the shadows. Taste the silence. Embrace the dark. 

 

  • Single Serve comes with 12 cups and is compatible with Keurig 1.0 and Keurig 2.0 machines.

 

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At Java Momma, our mission is singular and steadfast: to roast the finest coffee beans. We are dedicated to transforming each bean into a rich, aromatic experience that elevates your daily brew. With a passion for perfection and a commitment to quality, Java Momma is here to brew the best for the best – you.