Is it what you think it is?
You bet your sweet candy it is. 💩🍭
Meet Unicorn Poop, the outrageously delicious Peanut Butter Brownie Nut Butter—with rainbow sprinkles, of course. 🦄✨
Crafted by our team of domestic unicorns (yes, they’re free-range and exclusively fueled by gumdrops and rainbows 🌈), this jar is pure magic in spreadable form. Chocolatey, peanut-buttery, and speckled with joy—Unicorn Poop is the snack that brings big flavor and big fun.
It’s real. It’s edible. It’s freakin’ fabulous.
Just don’t wait—this mythical masterpiece might go extinct. 🙃
☕ Flavor Notes:
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🍫 Rich Peanut Butter Brownie
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🌈 Sweet & Fun Rainbow Sprinkles
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🍬 Magical Dessert-Like Finish
🌱 Ingredients & Perks:
Parent-friendly translation: This is a decadent peanut butter brownie blend… with sprinkles.
✅ Kid-Approved
✅ Snack Time Game-Changer
✅ Spoon-Lickin’ Good
(Full ingredient list available on the label for any dietary concerns!)
💡 How to Enjoy:
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Straight from the jar (duh) 🥄
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On toast, pancakes, or waffles 🧇
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As a dip for fruit or pretzels 🍓🥨
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Swirled into oatmeal or ice cream 🍦
Get your hands on this magical mess before it vanishes.
🦄 Unicorn Poop is here for a good time, not a long time—stock up while you still can!
