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What is Your Coffee Personality?
Find out which Java Momma coffees fit your coffee personality!
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%%FIRST%%, how do you take your coffee?
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Black with absolutely nothing added. I want it naked and pure like a nudist in the French Riviera, like coffee should be.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsAll the fluffy foo foo stuff. Sugar or syrup and flavored creamers. Whip cream? Yes please!
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsSplash of milk or 1/2 and 1/2 but only from organic grass-fed cows who receive daily massages.
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%%FIRST%%, what is coffees' role in your life?
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To become awake enough to have a shower without drowning
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsSomething I look forward to every morning! It's a ritual.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsIt's the only thing that keeps me out of jail. Someone might die if I don't get a good cup!
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsIt's my religion. I know how beans are grown, harvested, dried, and roasted. I buy only top quality. I would sooner give up breathing than drink stale coffee.
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I think the perfect cup of coffee tastes:
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Like sunshine bright with flavors of floral, vanilla, woody, spicy, and mild well balanced with a clean finish.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsFull or heavy bodied. Smooth acidity, flavors of chocolate, caramel, bittersweet, complex and robust.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsEspresso runs in my veins. Bold, dark, rich. Full, malty, bittersweet, caramel and vanilla with a strong finish. My spoon should stand in the cup!
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsSometimes I like it light, bright and with a clean taste and sometimes I like to get dark about things. I'm moody when it comes to coffee. Don't try to nail me down, I'm far too elusive!
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I like to know the following about my morning coffee
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That it was brewed sometime in the last 24 hours and that it's in my favorite mug.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsThat it was ground shortly before brewing, and what type of beans I'm having.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsThat it has been ground with a burr grinder just moments before brewing with fresh spring water, what elevation it was grown at, how it was processed and when it was roasted...
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%%FIRST%%, what's your favorite brew method?
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Auto drip - I love my Mr. Coffee
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsA pour over like a Chemex or V60
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsFrench Press/Aeropress
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsCold Brew, baby
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsEspresso/Moka Pot
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsNot loyal to any method, I like to switch things up!
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The Fruity - berries, apples, bananas...
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsThe Decadent - nuts, chocolate, caramel....
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsThe Savory - spices, herbs, scotch...
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsThe Smoky - campfires, tobacco...
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsI'm a foodie just give me interesting combos!
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%%FIRST%%, how do you like your coffee to taste?
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Classic and traditional - I want my coffee to taste like coffee.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsHints of something different - but nothing too crazy!
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsSurprising and uncoventional - take me on an adventure!
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What is your favorite espresso drink to make?
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Straight shot of espresso. Like the Italians.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsCappuccino. (A little bit of milk, a lot of foam, sort of Italian.)
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsBrève. (If you have to look it up you don't drink a Brève.)
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsLatte. (Mostly milk with a couple of shots of espresso and a bit of foam).
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsFrappuccino. (Basically anything that tastes like a milkshake with some coffee in it and whipped cream on top).
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When preparing my morning coffee I usually prefer...
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Have it ready and waiting on auto brew in my drip maker, so I can drink while still half asleep, probably while still in bed.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsGrind it fresh and make a French Press or Pour Over. Watch the steam, ahh the smell...
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsGrind it, tamp it, pre-heat my port-a-filter. Pre-heat my cups, steam some micro-foam and take a picture of the perfect cappuccino before slowly savoring my favorite biscotti.
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Add RecommendationAdd TagsView All Assigned TagsPods baby. They're like tiny time capsules. I've got better things to do than fight with a coffee maker.
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You're a Human Bean
Chances are you like coffee that 'tastes like coffee' with notes of chocolate, toasted nuts, and maybe some background fruit. You enjoy medium coffees as cold brews and can easily accommodate a splash of cream when needed. It's hard to go wrong with a cup from Brazil, Mexico, Colombia or any of the classic coffee growing regions. Brew on, baby!
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Thirsty for Adventure
You follow your nose and go where the brew beckons. Chances are, you have a variety of favorite foods and enjoy the thrill of discovering something new. Many adventurers keep a journal so why no make your way through an adventure in coffee and keep a record of your favorites! Start with the basics like a crisp Nicaraguan, a nutty Brazilian or a spicy Sumatran and go from there. The world is your...coffee bean! So brew on!
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You love your coffee a-latte!
Strong, flavorful, versatile: an espresso joyfully transforms into whatever you want it to be. Espresso let's you express yourself! You might want a latte, or a cappuccino either way it's going to be good! Air roasted coffee is the holy grail of coffee so you've found your Mecca at Java Momma! The traditional espresso roast is a heady combo of beans with a backbone of Brazil and Indonesia for a balanced array of body, spice and sweetness. If you aren't just ready to invest in an espresso machine, try a Moka pot; it's a household staple in Europe for a reason! Also, most espresso blends make fantastic full bodied drip coffee. Go ahead, espresso yourself!
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Greetings form the planet "Coffee"
You appreciate the deep dark velvety goodness that a dark rich cup offers. You love the bitter-sweet complexities of medium and dark roasted coffees and the nutty, vanilla nuances that come in these artful blends. You also enjoy the smoky leathery flavors and low acidic properties found in the deepest darkest places on your alien planet.
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You are anything but boring
You love a good coffee, but love it even more when it's a bit "extra". Add in some exciting flavors to take your favorite brew to the next level. Your tastes change with the seasons and can even match your favorite movie or TV show! Java Momma special flavor blends are far from boring and will make every day an exciting adventure in caffeination! With our amazing flavor combinations you might even be able to ditch the flavored creamers and syrups and save yourself some money in the process!
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