Unicorn Poop

Yes, it’s exactly what you hope it is.

Before we go any further — let’s be clear.

This is not mystery food. This is not novelty nonsense. This is a very real, very delicious nut butter that just happens to have a wildly good sense of humor.

Unicorn Poop is rich, chocolatey Peanut Butter Brownie nut butter with sprinkles mixed in — because joy matters, and so does texture. It’s sweet without being cartoonish, indulgent without being ridiculous, and absolutely edible (despite what the name suggests).

The unicorn story? Fun. The flavor? Legit.

Kids love it because sprinkles. Grown-ups love it because it tastes like dessert but eats like a spread. Everyone agrees it disappears faster than expected.

• Chocolatey peanut butter brownie flavor
• Sprinkles for crunch, color, and happiness
• Playful name, serious snack satisfaction
• Great for kids… shockingly great for adults

What It Is

A dessert-style nut butter made with peanut butter brownie flavor and mixed with sprinkles. Sweet, spreadable, and meant to be fun — not fussy.

Ingredients & Details

This item includes one (1) jar of nut butter.

Made by Blindspot Nut Butters.

For full ingredient lists, nutrition facts, and allergen information, please refer to the nutrition panel and ingredient images provided.

How to Use It

Spread it. Dip into it. Spoon it straight from the jar.

Perfect on toast, waffles, apples, crackers, or stirred into oatmeal. Also excellent as a “just one bite” treat that turns into several.

FAQ

Is this actually edible? Yes. Completely. Happily.

What does it taste like? Peanut butter brownie — rich, chocolatey, and sweet — with sprinkles adding texture and fun.

Is this meant for kids? Kids love it, but adults keep stealing it.

Is it super sugary? It’s a treat-style nut butter. Sweet, yes — but balanced enough to keep coming back.

Does this need to be refrigerated? Refer to the jar instructions and ingredient panel for best storage guidance.

Is this good on anything besides toast? Very. Apples, pretzels, pancakes, straight off the spoon — all correct answers.

Is this a joke product? The name is playful. The flavor is not.