Accio Coffee!

Because even wizards can’t function before caffeine.

You’ve got places to be. Possibly by train. Possibly running late. Definitely not fully awake.

This is the cup you summon when the day feels a little dramatic and you’d rather handle it with something warm, sweet, and buttery in your hand. Accio Coffee! is a flavored medium roast that tastes like a magical treat without turning your morning into a sugar crash situation. It’s smooth. It’s cozy. It’s the kind of cup that makes you mutter, “Okay fine, I can deal with this.”

No syrupy nonsense. No actual sugar. Just that sweet, buttery vibe that makes your kitchen feel slightly less chaotic.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest hour… if one only remembers to turn on the coffee maker.

• Flavored Medium Roast – smooth, sweet, and buttery
• Available in Regular and Decaf (ritual without the regret)
• All grinds available, including 12-count Single Serve cups
• Single Serve compatible with Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 machines
• Zero sugar or sweeteners
• Gluten Free & Keto friendly
• Air roasted for a clean, balanced cup

The Beans / The Details

Roast: Medium

Flavor Profile: Sweet, buttery, smooth

Origin Base: Brazilian beans (Santos region)

Roasting Method: Air roasted in small batches

Options: Regular or Decaf

Grinds: Whole Bean, Drip, French Press, Espresso, and Single Serve (12-count)

Compatibility (Single Serve): Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines

Allergen Info: Flavorings are free from the top 8 allergens. No added sugar, dairy, or gluten.

Nutritional Info

Per 8 oz cup (black):

• Calories: Less than 5
• Total Fat: Less than 0.5 mg
• Cholesterol: 0 mg
• Carbohydrates: 0 g
• Protein: Less than 1 g

No sugar. No carbs. No cholesterol. Add your favorite milk or creamer if that’s your thing. We’re not here to judge.

Note: Caffeine levels vary depending on bean origin, roast, and brewing method. Regular contains naturally occurring caffeine; Decaf is for those who want the flavor without the late-night staring at the ceiling.

How to Brew

Standard Drip (8 oz mug): Use 2 level tablespoons of ground coffee per 8 oz of fresh, cold water. Adjust to your preferred strength.

Single Serve: Pop it in, press the button, pretend you did something impressive.

Pro Tip: Always start with fresh, cold water for the best flavor.

Brew. Pour. Inhale. Handle your destiny.

FAQ

Does this actually taste sweet?
Yes. It has a naturally sweet, buttery flavor profile without added sugar or sweeteners.

Is there really zero sugar?
Correct. No sugar, no carbs. Just flavor.

Does this go well with milk or creamer?
Absolutely. It turns into a straight-up dessert vibe with a splash of cream. Still no judgment if you add the fancy foam.

Is the Decaf flavor the same as Regular?
Yes. Same sweet, buttery flavor. Just without the caffeine plot twist.

Do I need fancy equipment to make this taste good?
Nope. Drip machine, French press, basic coffee pot from 2009 — it’ll taste great. We don’t do coffee snobbery.

Are the single serve cups recyclable?
Check your local recycling guidelines for best practices. They’re compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines.

Is this keto-friendly?
Yes. With zero sugar and zero carbs, it fits right in.

Will this be too strong?
It’s a balanced medium roast. Smooth enough for daily drinking, flavorful enough to feel special.