When Mother Nature starts circling, it's time to call in reinforcements.
Cramps. Mood swings. The overwhelming urge to bite someone who asks, "Are you sure it's not just hormones?" We see you. We packed accordingly.
Inside this kit: a shark tea infuser standing guard over your mug, our low-caffeine Cycle Support tea, a bag of popcorn for emergency snacking, and caramel stroopwafel pieces — because chocolate isn't the only love language. Brew the tea. Eat the snacks. Save the humans.
- A Shark Tea Infuser on backup duty — steeping tea has never looked more dramatic
- Feeling Fine Cycle Support herbal tea — low-caffeine rooibos and green tea blend, 1 oz pouch
- A full bag of Sensational Sweets salted popcorn for emergency snacking
- Caramel Stroopwafel Pieces — because chocolate isn't the only love language
- An annual thing for us — once this year's batch is gone, it's gone until next year
What's Inside
Shark Tea Infuser. A reusable silicone shark that clips onto the rim of your mug, jaws open, ready to steep. He takes the job seriously.
Feeling Fine Cycle Support Tea. A low-caffeine rooibos and green tea blend with raspberry green tea, jasmine chun hao tea, chamomile flowers, raspberry leaves, lemon balm, and fennel seed. Steep at 212°F for 5–10 minutes. 1 oz pouch. This tea is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition — if you're pregnant, nursing, or taking medication, check with your doctor before adding a new herbal tea to your routine.
Sensational Sweets Salted Popcorn. A full bag of simple, salted popcorn from our sister brand — just popcorn, coconut oil, and salt. No dairy. Emergency snacking, covered.
Caramel Stroopwafel Pieces. Broken caramel stroopwafel, ready to eat by the handful or scattered over ice cream if you're feeling extra. Made with wheat flour and contains dairy.
The Story
This kit didn't start as a marketing idea. It started with someone on our team saying "I wish I had all of this sitting in one bag already" on a genuinely rough Tuesday. So we put it in one bag — and now it comes back every year around the same week sharks take over every channel on TV, because a menacing little tea infuser deserves an annual moment.
Nothing in here claims to fix anything. It's tea, snacks, and one very committed shark. Brew the tea. Eat the snacks. Save the humans.
Shipping & Value
The Shark Attack Survival Kit ships the same way as the rest of our orders — no separate steps, no assembly required. It arrives ready to open on whichever day you actually need it, which means it's worth having on hand before that day shows up.
This is a limited annual batch. When it's gone, it's gone until next year — no restock promises, just an honest heads-up.
FAQ
Frequently asked questions about the Shark Attack Survival Kit
Is the Cycle Support tea caffeinated?
It's low-caffeine, not caffeine-free — the blend is built on rooibos and green tea, so there's a small amount of caffeine in the mix. Worth knowing if you're avoiding caffeine entirely.
Does anything in this kit contain gluten?
Yes — the caramel stroopwafel pieces are made with wheat flour, so this kit as a whole isn't gluten-free. The tea, infuser, and popcorn on their own may still work for you if that's a concern.
Is anything in this kit dairy-free?
The tea, shark infuser, and popcorn are all dairy-free — the popcorn is just popcorn, coconut oil, and salt. The caramel stroopwafel pieces do contain dairy, so if that's a concern, everything else in the kit still works for you.
Is the shark tea infuser reusable?
Yes — it's a reusable silicone infuser, not a one-and-done novelty. Rinse it out and he's back on duty for the next cup.
Is this actually a limited release?
Yes. This kit is a small annual batch we bring back every year — once this year's run is gone, it's gone until the next one. No dramatic countdown, just an honest heads-up.
Do you bring this kit back every year?
Yes — this has become an annual thing for us, timed to the same week sharks take over every channel on TV. Expect it back in a similar window each year, though the exact lineup inside may shift.
Can I buy the Cycle Support tea on its own?
Our tea and wellness lineup is growing, so check the site for what's currently available separately. For now, this kit is the easiest way to try it.
Would this make a good gift?
Genuinely, yes — for the friend who insists she's "fine" at a volume that suggests otherwise. It's a low-effort way to say you noticed.
