The $9 Coffee Shop Order. Minus the Coffee Shop.
French vanilla and chocolate, together in a mug that takes about 90 seconds to make. It's rich, frothy, and tastes like something you'd order at a place with a chalkboard menu and no free wifi password. You made it in your kitchen. Good for you.
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Tastes Like: Creamy custard vanilla wrapped around smooth chocolate and coffee — warm, rich, and just fancy enough to feel like a treat.
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The Win: Café-quality flavor, single-serve packet, zero barista small talk.
How to Make
Hot: Add 1 packet to 8 oz of hot water or milk. Stir until smooth. Iced: Dissolve packet in 3 oz hot liquid, add 3 oz cold liquid, pour over ice. Milk makes it creamier and richer — highly recommended. Water works fine if that's your move. Going through this fast? The 210g bag holds seven packets — same mug, same 90 seconds, fewer reorders.
Pour. Stir. Dissociate.
FAQ
Do I need a machine?
Nope. A mug and something to stir with. That's the whole setup.
Water or milk?
Both work. Milk gives you that creamy, frothy finish — oat, almond, or whole all play nicely here. Water is perfectly fine for a lighter cup.
Does it have caffeine?
Yes — there's real coffee in here. It's not a heavy hit, but it's not caffeine-free either.
What's the difference between the single packet and the 210g bag?
Same mocha, same ratio, just more of it. The single packet is one 28g serving. The 210g bag is seven individually wrapped packets — worth it if this is turning into a habit rather than a one-time thing.
Can I make this iced?
Yes. Dissolve the packet in 3 oz of hot liquid first so it fully mixes, then add 3 oz of cold liquid and pour over ice. Still creamy, still rich, just cold.
Is this sweet, or more of a true mocha?
It leans toward genuine mocha — chocolate and coffee doing the heavy lifting, with the French vanilla rounding out the edges rather than taking over. Not a dessert-in-a-cup situation, more of a coffeehouse-order situation.
Ingredients & Nutrition
Ingredients: Sugar, Maltodextrin, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), Coffee, Whey (Milk), Coconut Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Salt, Cellulose Gum, Sodium Caseinate (Milk), Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono and Diglycerides, Carrageenan, Silicon Dioxide, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Sodium Silicoaluminate, Soy Lecithin, Turmeric and Annatto Extracts, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color.
Serving Size: 1 packet (28g)
Servings Per Container: 1 (single packet) or 7 (210g bag) — nutrition below is per packet either way.
Calories: 100
Total Fat: 3g | Saturated Fat: 2.5g | Sodium: 45mg | Total Carbs: 19g | Sugars: 14g | Protein: 1g
Contains Milk and Soy.
