Coffee Snob – A Quad-Blend Roast for the Ironically Refined

Ever side-eyed someone talking about “mouthfeel” and “terroir”… while secretly Googling what those words mean? Yeah, same. Coffee Snob is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to the bean-obsessed, the flavor-note fanatics, and yes, the elevation evangelists. It’s bold, smooth, and complex AF—no monocle required.

Flavor Notes:

☕ Rich & Balanced Body
🍫 Deep Cocoa Undertones
🌰 Subtle Roasted Nut
🌍 Complex, Layered Finish That’s Totally Pretentious (In a Good Way)

🌱 Growing & Processing Details:

This quad-blend masterpiece pulls beans from multiple origins, roasted to perfection in small batches. It’s smooth, full-bodied, and—let’s be honest—actually worth talking about. But like, ironically. Obviously.

💡 Brewing Suggestions:

Whether you’re pulling an artisanal pour-over or just shoving a Single Serve pod into your Keurig® (1.0 & 2.0 compatible) like a mortal, you’ll taste the difference. And yes, you will feel superior.

Snobbery never tasted so smooth. Join the ironically pretentious coffee club with Coffee Snob—no mustache wax required. ☕🧐