Main character energy in a cup.
"I think we both kinda liked it." Whether that song is stuck in your head or you just want to channel your inner Audrey, this tea is your morning upgrade. It’s a sophisticated, bold black tea blend designed to make your kitchen table feel a little more like Fifth Avenue. You might be wearing sweatpants instead of a black dress and pearls, but nobody needs to know. Sip this, eat a croissant, and pretend you have your life completely together.
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Vibe: Brain Fuel (Focus & Energy)
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Tasting Notes: Bold, brisk, and classically sophisticated
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Best For: Mornings when you need to feel fancy, curing the "Sunday Scaries," and singing along to 90s playlists
What's Inside
Assam Melody Tea: Deep, malty, and strong enough to make mornings behave.
Ceylon Sonata Tea: Smooth and balanced, keeping things classy while the caffeine does the heavy lifting.The Classic Breakfast Profile: Strong enough to hold up to milk and sugar, smooth enough to drink black.
Common Questions
Is this a strong tea?
Yes, darling. It’s a breakfast blend, meaning it’s packed with enough caffeine to get you moving. It’s the sunglasses-on, coffee-cup-in-hand kind of energy.
Do I need to dress up to drink this?
Absolutely not. This tea tastes best when you are ignoring your laundry pile. But it feels like wearing pearls.
How should I serve it?
Ideally? With a Danish and a brooding look. Realistically? It’s perfect with a splash of milk and a little sugar to bring out the rich notes.
Brewing Specs:
Steep 1 teaspoon in boiling water (212°F) for 3-5 minutes. Don't rush it—elegance takes time.
