(It's cobbler. We've had this debate.)
Pie people and cobbler people have been arguing across the same table for generations, and this coffee isn't taking a side. It just tastes great either way.
Tart cranberry and sweet baked apple under a buttery golden crust. The fruit leads, the crust rounds it out, and the finish is warm and just sweet enough. It's good with the dessert table, or leftover dessert for breakfast the next morning. Fresh roasted to order and air-roasted using solar power. Part of our November Picks, Save Room.
- Tart cranberry and baked apple flavor with a buttery crust finish
- Medium roast on a Brazilian bean base, 100% Arabica
- Custom flavoring applied after roasting
- Zero sugar, zero sweeteners, no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly
- Air-roasted to order using solar power
- Whole bean, ground, single-serve pods compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0, and decaf
- Part of the November Picks, available for a limited time
The Beans
Roast: Medium
Bean base: Brazilian, 100% Arabica
Process: Air-roasted to order using solar power
Flavor profile: Tart cranberry and sweet baked apple under a buttery golden crust. The fruit leads, the crust rounds it out, and the finish is warm. The flavor notes come from custom flavoring applied after roasting.
Release: Part of the November Picks, available for a limited time.
Nutritional Info
Black coffee is essentially zero-calorie — what you add is your call. The flavoring in this coffee contains no sugar and no sweeteners. No added carbohydrates, naturally keto-friendly. No gluten added — not a dedicated gluten-free facility.
How to Brew
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Drip: Medium grind, 2 tablespoons per 6 oz of water.
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Pour over: Medium grind, about 1 gram of coffee per 16 grams of water, 3 minutes.
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French press: Coarse grind, 1 tablespoon per 4 oz of water, 4 minutes.
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Cold brew: Coarse grind, 1 part coffee to 8 parts water, steep 12 to 18 hours, then dilute to taste.
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Single-serve pods: Compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0. Brew on the 8 or 10 oz setting.
FAQ
Frequently asked questions about Technically Not Pie Flavored Coffee
Is this coffee easy on the stomach?
It tends to be, and there are a few reasons for that. We air-roast all of our coffee, which circulates heat evenly around the bean rather than scorching it against a hot surface. We also use a Brazilian bean base, which is naturally lower in acidity, and a medium roast. No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.
Is Technically Not Pie available in decaf?
Yes. Technically Not Pie is available in decaf, with the same flavor and the same air-roasted process, just without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. Your 3pm cup just got a lot more reasonable.
What's the difference between the bag and the single-serve pods?
Same coffee, different format. The bag, whole bean or ground, gives you flexibility on grind and brew method. The single-serve pods come in 12-count boxes compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0 machines, grab-and-go with no measuring required.
Is this coffee keto-friendly?
Yes. Black coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates. The flavoring in this coffee adds no sugar either, so it's naturally keto-friendly as a product spec.
Does it taste sweet without adding sugar?
Yes. The custom flavoring gives it a cranberry, baked apple, and buttery crust character that reads as sweet without any added sugar or sweetener. Brew strength and what you add will shift how pronounced that is, but black out of the pot is genuinely good.
Is Technically Not Pie a limited release?
Yes. Technically Not Pie is part of the November Picks, a seasonal lineup available for a limited time.
What goes well with Technically Not Pie coffee?
The dessert table is the obvious answer, and leftover dessert for breakfast the next morning is a close second. Cranberry and baked apple lead with a buttery crust finish, so it pairs well with anything warm and baked.
What other coffees pair well with this one?
If you're into flavored coffees that lean sweet and warm, our other dessert-inspired roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go with your cup.
