Written by Commander Nib (Head of Toy Soldier Operations)
TEN-HUT, HUMAN! Commander Nib reporting for caffeination duty. If you need a brew that marches into your morning like a tiny sugar-powered general ready to conquer the chaos — THIS IS IT.
Nutcracker Brickle hits your taste buds with bold toffee, warm brandy-kissed richness, praline-and-cream decadence… the whole shebang. This is the coffee we swig right before assembling 12,000 nutcracker soldiers who refuse to stand up straight.
One cup and you’ll feel unstoppable — like you could wrap presents with military precision, battle holiday traffic, and still have the energy to wrestle decorative lights into submission.
DRINK WITH HONOR, HUMAN.
Victory (and caffeine) awaits.
Nutritional Info
Flavored coffee. No sugar added. Naturally gluten-free. Calories may vary when adding creamers or sweeteners.
How to Brew
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Drip Coffee: 1–2 tbsp coffee per 6 oz water.
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Pour Over: Medium grind, steady spiral pour.
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French Press: Coarse grind, 4-minute steep.
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Cold Brew: 1 cup coarse grounds to 4 cups water; steep 12–18 hours.
Formats
- Bagged Coffee (Whole Bean or Ground) – 8 oz
- K-Cups – Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible
- Decaf also available (limited)
Bean & Roast Info
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Roast: Medium
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Origin: Brazil
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Profile: Toffee, brandy-inspired warmth, praline-and-cream flavored
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Process: Beans are air-roasted with solar power for a clean, smooth cup.
Storage Tips
- Store in a cool, dry place away from sunlight.
- Keep coffee sealed in its resealable bag or transfer to an airtight container.
- For peak flavor, use within 4 weeks of opening.
FAQ
Q: Is Nutcracker Brickle available year-round?
A: Negative, soldier! This is a limited, one-month seasonal release.
Q: Does it contain real brandy?
A: No. The flavor profile is brandy-inspired only — zero alcohol.
Q: Are the K-Cups compatible with my Keurig?
A: Yes. All Java Momma K-Cups are Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible.
Q: What does Nutcracker Brickle taste like?
A: Toffee-forward, warm and rich, with praline-and-cream decadence — bold but cozy.
