☠️ STFU – Tanzanian Peaberry Dark Roast ☠️

Shhh… Wait for it… Okay, now you may speak. But honestly, once you take a sip of this bold, in-your-face Tanzanian Peaberry, you won’t have much to say—except maybe “Damn, that’s good.”

This dark roast is smooth, caramelized, and laced with bright citrus undertones that cut through the noise. No bitterness, no nonsense—just liquid gold with a kick.

☕ Flavor Notes:

🔥 Deep Caramelized Goodness
🍊 Bright Citrus Bite
💪 Smooth, Full-Bodied Finish

💀 Why It Rocks:

✔ 100% Tanzanian Peaberry – rare, bold & ridiculously smooth
✔ Dark roasted for maximum richness with zero bitterness
✔ Shuts up bad coffee—because life’s too short for weak brews

⚡ How to Drink It:

Perfect for French press, drip, or however the hell you like it. Wanna go wild? Try it black and feel the power. Need to take the edge off? A splash of cream won’t hurt.

☕ Single Serve available – 12 cups, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible.

🔥 Talk all you want—this coffee speaks for itself. Grab yours now!