Ah, February. The month where time slows to an absolute crawl, the sun is still on vacation, and we collectively question why we thought winter was a good idea in the first place. But fear not, fellow caffeine enthusiasts! This month’s Momma’s Picks Coffee Subscription Box is here to fuel your survival through the lingering frost, the unreliable groundhog predictions, and the existential crisis that is “How is it still winter?!”
So, grab your coziest blanket, embrace the snark, and let’s dive into this month’s lineup of coffee goodness.
☕ Short Month, Long Sip
(Why is February still happening?)
February may be the shortest month, but it somehow lasts a lifetime. This rich, unflavored roast is here to help you power through the never-ending Mondays of winter. With smooth notes of molasses and vanilla, this coffee is deceptively comforting—like a warm hug from someone who actually knows how to give good hugs.
✨ Tasting Notes: Molasses, Vanilla, and the existential dread of another cold front.
🌍 Origin: Limited crop grown by the Torajan Tribe in South Sulawesi, Indonesia.
💡 Best enjoyed when: You’re questioning why your car still needs to be scraped off every morning.
☕ Winter Blues
(For when seasonal depression meets caffeine addiction.)
Look, we can’t make winter end any faster, but we can make it taste better. This cozy blend of bright berries and rich crème is here to fake the warm fuzzies—at least for as long as your mug stays full. Take a sip, stare wistfully out the window at the birds who somehow seem to be thriving in this mess, and pretend the forecast says "Spring is actually coming."
✨ Tasting Notes: Bright berries, creamy sweetness, and the delusion that the groundhog might have been right.
🔥 Mood: "It's fine, I'm fine, everything is fine."
💡 Pairs well with: Heated blankets, questionable online shopping choices, and yet another rewatch of your favorite comfort show.
☕ Resolutions Were Optional
(Shrug it off, sip it up, and savor the freedom.)
Remember all those New Year’s resolutions? Yeah, neither do we. This smooth, slightly sweet, buttery blend with a creamy hazelnut finish is your permission slip to embrace the chaos and enjoy life—guilt-free. Because if winter insists on overstaying its welcome, the least we can do is drink good coffee in stretchy pants with zero judgment.
✨ Tasting Notes: Buttery bliss, creamy hazelnut, and sweet, sweet freedom.
☕ Available in: Regular, decaf, and single-serve pods—because commitment is overrated.
💡 Best enjoyed when: You officially give up on “Dry January” and embrace “Why Bother February.”
🎁 More Than Just Coffee – The Extra Perks!
With the Momma’s Picks Coffee Subscription Box, you’re not just getting three exclusive coffees—you’re also getting a little extra somethin’ each month! Maybe it’s a sweet treat, maybe it’s a quirky magnet, or maybe it’s a surprise that makes you smile. Whatever it is, we love adding a little joy to your caffeine routine. Because you deserve it.
Just a Sip? Try the "Just a Sip" Edition!
Not ready to commit to the full-sized box but still want to experience this month’s snarky winter survival kit? The “Just a Sip” Edition brings you all three February flavors in adorable 2-ounce sample bags (brews one pot of coffee!) —the perfect way to try before you dive in headfirst.
✔️ Same amazing flavors
✔️ Sample-sized (because decision-making is hard)
✔️ Still ships free!
It’s the perfect way to test the waters (or, you know, the coffee) before going all in.
Ready to Caffeinate Your Way Through February?
Winter’s not over yet, but at least your coffee will be deliciously distracting. Snag this month’s Momma’s Picks Coffee Subscription Box (or the "Just a Sip" edition) before it disappears faster than your motivation to shovel the driveway.
Stay caffeinated, stay cozy, and remember—spring is only a few (thousand) sips away. ☕❄️
