Witch, Please. When the nonsense comes knocking, this salted caramel and chocolate brew has your back. Sweet, salty, and just the right amount of bitter, this medium roast is here to remind you: handle your business, sip your coffee, and keep the drama out of your mug.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Rich flavors of salted caramel + chocolate
- Air-roasted with 100% solar power (planet-friendly sass!)
- Available in regular & decaf, all grinds, and Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible cups
- Zero sugar, gluten free, keto friendly
Your coffee. Your rules. Sip it black, sweeten it up, or load it with creamer. However you brew it, Witch, Please delivers a wickedly good cup.
Nutritional Info
Less than 5 calories per cup, with no sugar, carbs, or cholesterol. Keto friendly, gluten free, and allergen-free flavoring.
How to Brew
Start with 2 tbsp per 8 oz water. Adjust to taste. Works beautifully as drip, French press, pour-over, or in Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 with our single-serve cups.
Formats
- Whole Bean
- Ground (multiple grind options)
- Single Serve: 12-count, Keurig® 1.0 & 2.0 compatible
- Regular & Decaf
Bean & Roast Info
Base: Brazilian Santos beans, medium roast. Naturally nutty, smooth, and versatile. All Java Momma coffee is air-roasted with solar power for clean, rich flavor without bitterness.
Storage Tips
Resealable bag keeps your coffee fresh. Store in a cool, dry place. For peak flavor, transfer to an airtight container after opening.
FAQ
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Does Witch, Please have added sugar?
Nope. It’s flavored coffee with zero sugar or sweeteners.
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Is it allergen safe?
Yes! Our flavorings are free of the top eight allergens.
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Can I get it in decaf?
Yes — available in both regular and decaf.
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What makes Java Momma different?
Every batch is air-roasted with 100% solar power, giving you a cleaner cup and a smaller carbon footprint.
