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Listen, if you’re opening this box, you’ve probably made a questionable life choice—or you just really love coffee. Either way, we respect it. Inside, you’ll find pure chaos, questionable humor, and a half-pound of liquid sanity to help you survive the nonsense. What’s lurking inside? 💨 Whoopie Cushion – Because nothing says “mature adult” like fake farts. 💀 Fart Box – Yes, we doubled down on the gas jokes. No, we don’t regret it. 😂 Prank Stickers – A little harmless mischief never hurt anyone… right? ✏️ Fool’s Pencils – They look like normal pencils, but hey—it’s April Fool’s, so good luck with that. ☕ ½ lb of Fool’s Blend Coffee – A bright, bold, and slightly unhinged mix of Tanzanian, Costa Rican, and Sumatran beans to fuel your pranking ways. So go ahead—sip, snicker, and wreak havoc. Just remember: trust no one, not even your coffee. 😈☕💨 Auto Drip Coffee Grind in Regular

Surprise, sweetness, and a whole lotta spring joy—packed in one adorable box! 🎁 Our Mystery Easter Box is the ultimate seasonal treat, filled with handcrafted goodies, mystery sips, and festive flair that’s perfect for gifting or indulging. Limited edition, limited quantity… and a whole lotta YUM. ☕🐣 🐰 What’s Inside: 🥚 Chick Egg Rice Cereal Treat PopHandmade with love, this crispy rice cereal treat is egg-shaped, dipped in smooth chocolate, and decked out in cheerful sprinkles (pink, yellow, or blue). Complete with candy eyes and a tiny beak—because cute and delicious is how we roll.→ Individually wrapped→ Assorted colors→ 1.5 oz treat, made fresh to order in the USA→ Allergens: Contains Soy & Milk. May contain Wheat, Egg, Tree Nuts. ☕ Mystery Spring Cocoa PacketA surprise flavor of our decadent cocoa mix, wrapped in a spring-themed label. One cozy cup of sweet, chocolatey bliss. 🌼 Mystery Easter Coffee (1/2 lb)A surprise flavor from our seasonal Easter coffee collection! Roasted fresh and ready to brew—this exclusive roast is selected just for you (with help from the Easter Bunny, of course).→ Regular auto-drip grind (1/2 lb) 🎁 The Perfect Spring Gift (or Treat for Yourself!) Whether you're filling an Easter basket, sending love to someone special, or just need a little springtime pick-me-up, this box is bursting with charm, flavor, and festive fun.