{"product_id":"unidentified-fried-object-coffee","title":"Unidentified Fried Object Coffee | Momma's Picks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDeep-fried, chocolate, cookie-shaped. We have no further explanation.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCASE FILE 002 — FIELD NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin of the object: unconfirmed. Composition: chocolate, sweet cream filling, a toasted golden edge consistent with deep-frying. Witnesses agree it shouldn't work. Witnesses agree it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNew to this year's lineup, and we're standing behind it completely. It's the coffee version of the fair-food dare nobody backs down from — dessert in a mug, evidence optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRich chocolate and sweet cream filling with a toasted, fried-edge finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-dark roast, air-roasted to order using solar power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero sugar, zero sweeteners, no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo gluten added — not a dedicated gluten-free facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in regular and decaf (Mountain Water Process)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Beans\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium-dark roast, Brazil (Cerrado) bean base, 100% Arabica. Flavoring is applied post-roast — rich chocolate and sweet cream filling up front, with a toasted, golden-fried edge underneath. Air-roasted to order using solar power. This is a seasonal flavor, part of our October lineup and available for a limited time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNutritional Info\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack coffee is essentially zero-calorie — what you add is your call. This coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly. No gluten added; this is not a dedicated gluten-free facility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eHow to Brew\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks with any standard brew method. Drip: 2 tbsp ground coffee per 6 oz water. French press: 1:15 coffee-to-water ratio, 4-minute steep. Pour over: medium-fine grind, 1:16 ratio. Also available in single-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines for a grab-and-go cup with no measuring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about Unidentified Fried Object Coffee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee easy on the stomach?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt tends to be, and there are a few reasons for that. We air-roast all of our coffee — air roasting circulates heat evenly around the bean rather than scorching it against a hot surface, which generally produces a smoother, gentler cup. We also use a Brazilian bean base, naturally lower in acidity thanks to the growing altitude and processing methods used there. A darker roast goes further still — the longer roast time reduces acidity significantly, so this one tends to be among the easier ones on the stomach in our lineup. No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this actually taste like a fried cookie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs close as a coffee can get. The chocolate and sweet cream filling notes come through first, and there's a toasted, golden edge underneath that reads like the fried part of the equation. It's dessert-leaning rather than literal — think \"if this cookie were a coffee,\" not a fair-food replica in a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you offer a decaf version?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — Unidentified Fried Object is available in decaf. Same flavor, same air-roasted process, without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. Wind-down approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the difference between the bag and the pods?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame coffee, different format. The bag gives you flexibility on grind and brew method. The single-serve pods are compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines — grab-and-go with no measuring required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee keto-friendly?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — black coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates. The flavoring in this coffee adds no sugar either. Naturally keto-friendly as a factual spec, not a lifestyle claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it taste sweet without adding sugar?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — the flavoring gives it a rich chocolate and sweet cream character that reads as genuinely sweet without any added sugar or sweetener. Brew strength and what you add will shift how pronounced that is, but black out of the pot is already dessert-adjacent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this actually a limited release?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unidentified Fried Object is part of our October lineup and available for a limited time this month. Once it's gone for the season, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat other coffees pair well with this one?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're into flavored coffees that lean rich and dessert-inspired, our other flavored roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go with your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: Unidentified Fried Object Coffee is a medium-dark roast flavored coffee from Java Momma with rich chocolate, sweet cream, and toasted fried-edge notes. Flavoring is applied post-roast. 100% Arabica, air roasted to order using solar power. Sugar-free and keto-friendly as a factual product spec. No gluten added; not a dedicated gluten-free facility. Available in whole bean, ground, single-serve pods compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0, and decaf via Mountain Water Process. Part of Java Momma's October seasonal lineup. 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