{"product_id":"shark-attack-survival-kit","title":"Shark Attack Survival Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen Mother Nature starts circling, it's time to call in reinforcements.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCramps. Mood swings. The overwhelming urge to bite someone who asks, \"Are you sure it's not just hormones?\" We see you. We packed accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside this kit: a shark tea infuser standing guard over your mug, our low-caffeine Cycle Support tea, a bag of popcorn for emergency snacking, and caramel stroopwafel pieces — because chocolate isn't the only love language. Brew the tea. Eat the snacks. Save the humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Shark Tea Infuser on backup duty — steeping tea has never looked more dramatic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeeling Fine Cycle Support herbal tea — low-caffeine rooibos and green tea blend, 1 oz pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA full bag of Sensational Sweets salted popcorn for emergency snacking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCaramel Stroopwafel Pieces — because chocolate isn't the only love language\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn annual thing for us — once this year's batch is gone, it's gone until next year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Tea Infuser.\u003c\/strong\u003e A reusable silicone shark that clips onto the rim of your mug, jaws open, ready to steep. He takes the job seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeeling Fine Cycle Support Tea.\u003c\/strong\u003e A low-caffeine rooibos and green tea blend with raspberry green tea, jasmine chun hao tea, chamomile flowers, raspberry leaves, lemon balm, and fennel seed. Steep at 212°F for 5–10 minutes. 1 oz pouch. This tea is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition — if you're pregnant, nursing, or taking medication, check with your doctor before adding a new herbal tea to your routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensational Sweets Salted Popcorn.\u003c\/strong\u003e A full bag of simple, salted popcorn from our sister brand — just popcorn, coconut oil, and salt. No dairy. Emergency snacking, covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaramel Stroopwafel Pieces.\u003c\/strong\u003e Broken caramel stroopwafel, ready to eat by the handful or scattered over ice cream if you're feeling extra. Made with wheat flour and contains dairy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Story\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kit didn't start as a marketing idea. It started with someone on our team saying \"I wish I had all of this sitting in one bag already\" on a genuinely rough Tuesday. So we put it in one bag — and now it comes back every year around the same week sharks take over every channel on TV, because a menacing little tea infuser deserves an annual moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing in here claims to fix anything. It's tea, snacks, and one very committed shark. Brew the tea. Eat the snacks. Save the humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Value\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Shark Attack Survival Kit ships the same way as the rest of our orders — no separate steps, no assembly required. It arrives ready to open on whichever day you actually need it, which means it's worth having on hand before that day shows up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a limited annual batch. When it's gone, it's gone until next year — no restock promises, just an honest heads-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about the Shark Attack Survival Kit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the Cycle Support tea caffeinated?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's low-caffeine, not caffeine-free — the blend is built on rooibos and green tea, so there's a small amount of caffeine in the mix. Worth knowing if you're avoiding caffeine entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes anything in this kit contain gluten?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — the caramel stroopwafel pieces are made with wheat flour, so this kit as a whole isn't gluten-free. The tea, infuser, and popcorn on their own may still work for you if that's a concern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs anything in this kit dairy-free?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tea, shark infuser, and popcorn are all dairy-free — the popcorn is just popcorn, coconut oil, and salt. The caramel stroopwafel pieces do contain dairy, so if that's a concern, everything else in the kit still works for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the shark tea infuser reusable?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — it's a reusable silicone infuser, not a one-and-done novelty. Rinse it out and he's back on duty for the next cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this actually a limited release?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This kit is a small annual batch we bring back every year — once this year's run is gone, it's gone until the next one. No dramatic countdown, just an honest heads-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you bring this kit back every year?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — this has become an annual thing for us, timed to the same week sharks take over every channel on TV. Expect it back in a similar window each year, though the exact lineup inside may shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I buy the Cycle Support tea on its own?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tea and wellness lineup is growing, so check the site for what's currently available separately. For now, this kit is the easiest way to try it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWould this make a good gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely, yes — for the friend who insists she's \"fine\" at a volume that suggests otherwise. 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