{"product_id":"incredibly-inappropriate-mug","title":"Incredibly Inappropriate Mug","description":"\u003c!--\nACCURACY FLAGS - clear each before publishing:\n[ ] Product names (saying-based titles) - for naming sign-off\n[ ] Exact dimensions and weight - confirm; none stated in copy\n[ ] Handle placement relative to the one-liner side - confirm; none stated in copy\n[ ] Microwave safety - not stated by you; copy is silent on it, add only if confirmed\n--\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the friend who leans in when the story gets good.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery group has one. The story starts at the school fence or the office kitchen, someone says \"I probably shouldn't tell you this,\" and you set your mug down so you can give it your full attention. You'd never repeat it. You would, however, like every detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the Momma Says mug for that exact moment. A dusty rose and espresso-brown hand-drawn cup, a two-line response, and 11 ounces of coffee to keep you comfortable through the long version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds 11 oz, a full cup of coffee, tea, or cocoa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic, sublimated with the one-liner on one side and a hand-drawn Momma Says cup on the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-line conversation starter: \"That is incredibly inappropriate. Tell me more.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe, though hand washing keeps the design looking its best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne of our Momma Says mugs, each with its own slightly snarky one-liner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic, sublimated print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e White, with artwork in dusty rose lettering with an espresso-brown cup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"That is incredibly inappropriate. Tell me more.\" on one side, hand-drawn Momma Says cup on the other\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDishwasher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe, with hand washing recommended to preserve the design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is dishwasher safe, but we recommend hand washing to preserve the design. Use a soft sponge and mild soap, and skip abrasive scrubbers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about the That Is Incredibly Inappropriate. Tell Me More. Mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this mug?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt holds 11 ounces, which is a full standard mug. It's white ceramic, so the dusty rose and espresso-brown artwork stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does this mug say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads \"That is incredibly inappropriate. Tell me more.\" in dusty rose script on one side, with a hand-drawn Momma Says cup on the other in espresso brown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this mug dishwasher safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, it's dishwasher safe. We recommend hand washing to preserve the design, which is sublimated onto the ceramic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWould this mug work as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a good fit for the friend who always wants the full story. The line on the mug does the card-writing for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre there other Momma Says mugs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Momma Says is an ongoing series of mugs, each with its own slightly snarky one-liner. Browse the mug collection to see the current lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Java Momma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67716549115971,"sku":"POT0387","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/1640\/5315\/files\/inappropriate_hero.webp?v=1792302339","url":"https:\/\/javamomma.com\/products\/incredibly-inappropriate-mug","provider":"Java Momma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}