{"product_id":"i-am-the-tea-you-are-having-mug","title":"I Am the Tea You Are Having – 11oz Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDearest Reader… we have entered our Violet Bridgerton era.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people sip quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then there are those who glide into the room, lift the porcelain ever so delicately, and remind everyone exactly who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“I am the tea you are having.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is not subtle. It is composed. It is poised. It is fully aware of the effect it has on a drawing room… or your kitchen counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted in classic white ceramic with a romantic floral design, this 11oz beauty is made for those moments when you’d like to deliver your message with a smile and a perfectly timed sip. Morning tea before the household stirs. Afternoon tea with a side of speculation. Evening tea when you absolutely did hear that—and yes, you have thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf Violet Bridgerton ran the group chat, this would be her mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd frankly, you deserve nothing less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz ceramic mug — a proper serving for civilized sipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFloral, Regency-inspired design printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle for graceful, deliberate pauses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe (because even society’s finest reheat their tea)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe, top rack recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Capacity: 11 ounces\u003cbr\u003e• Material: White ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• Finish: Glossy\u003cbr\u003e• Design: Full-color print on both sides\u003cbr\u003e• Handle: Classic C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMicrowave safe for reheating.\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher safe (top rack recommended to preserve the design’s brilliance).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this mug sturdy enough for everyday use?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It is charming, but not delicate. Designed for daily tea, coffee, cocoa, and the occasional dramatic pause.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay I use it for coffee instead of tea?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOf course. We are not gatekeeping beverages. If it’s warm and makes you happy, it belongs in this mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design visible from both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIndeed. Left-handed, right-handed, or holding it with both hands while contemplating the scandal — it reads beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it survive the dishwasher?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, though top rack is recommended to keep it looking as polished as Lady Danbury’s commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the friend who thrives on wit, well-timed commentary, and a touch of theatrical grace? Entirely appropriate. Pair with loose-leaf tea and feign innocence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs 11oz enough for a proper cup of tea?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is the classic, everyday size — ample enough for a satisfying steep without requiring a saucer the size of a serving platter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Java Momma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43008482607171,"sku":"POT0364","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/1640\/5315\/files\/I_am_the_tea_hero.png?v=1772156275","url":"https:\/\/javamomma.com\/products\/i-am-the-tea-you-are-having-mug","provider":"Java Momma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}