{"product_id":"due-to-not-wanting-to-mug","title":"Due to Not Wanting To, I Will Not. Thanks. Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe politest decline you'll ever own.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo further explanation needed, no guilt trip required. Some invitations, favors, and \"quick asks\" just don't need a reason — \"I don't want to\" is a complete sentence, and this mug says it in full color before you've even opened your mouth. Bright, hand-drawn-style graphics wrap around a bold, no-nonsense declaration that's doing all the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt still holds a full 11 ounces of coffee, because setting a boundary and enjoying your morning cup were never mutually exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz ceramic mug — a real coffee break's worth, not a sample size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold hand-drawn graphic with a punchy, colorful background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJava Momma coffee bean logo on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy C-handle built for an actual grip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to gift as-is — no wrapping required, though we won't stop you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy white with printed graphic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 3.75\" tall x 3.2\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint placement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front-facing quote graphic with a colorful hand-drawn background; Java Momma coffee bean logo on the back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand washing is recommended to keep the print looking sharp for the long haul. Skip the abrasive scrubbers and scouring pads — a soft sponge and warm water will do the job. Safe for hot beverages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about the Due to Not Wanting To, I Will Not. Thanks. Mug\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many ounces does this mug hold?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11 ounces — enough for a real cup of coffee, not a polite sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this mug dishwasher and microwave safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe recommend hand washing to protect the print long-term. If you'd rather not babysit your mugs, treat it gently either way — hot water and a soft sponge keep it looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the design fade over time?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith hand washing and normal daily use, the print is built to last. Aggressive scrubbing or dishwasher cycles over time can wear a design down faster, which is why hand washing is the safer bet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the design go all the way around the mug?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe quote and graphic sit front and center, and the Java Momma logo is printed on the back — so it's covered no matter which way it's sitting on the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — especially for anyone who's finally mastered the art of a clean, no-explanation-needed no. Comes ready to give as-is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: The Due to Not Wanting To, I Will Not. Thanks. Mug is an 11 oz ceramic coffee mug from Java Momma featuring a bold hand-drawn quote graphic on a colorful abstract background on the front, with the Java Momma coffee bean logo printed on the back. Glossy white finish, sturdy C-handle. Hand wash recommended to preserve print longevity. Suitable for hot beverages. Sold individually, ready to gift. Java Momma ships within the US. --\u003e","brand":"Java Momma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43534812250179,"sku":"POT0380","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/1640\/5315\/files\/Duetonotwantingtomughero.jpg?v=1784176048","url":"https:\/\/javamomma.com\/products\/due-to-not-wanting-to-mug","provider":"Java Momma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}