Feats of Strength coffee!  It’s a Festivus miracle! Where are all of our Seinfeld fans at? Whoever you are, we know what you will be doing on December 23 and NOW you can include our Feats of Strength coffee.  You can sip on this awesome java while watching the head of your household wrestles to conclude the celebration after you all have aired your grievances. If you are the head of household, then you can let your guests sip on this awesome coffee while you are wrestling.  LOL

For anyone wondering what in the french toast we are talking about, well let me explain. Festivus is a non-commercial holiday celebrated on December 23 in preparation for the Christmas holiday.  It is celebrated by a Festivus dinner, the Festivus pole (no need for the hassle of a tree), the Airing of Grievances, then the featured event of Feats of Strength. In the latter, Festivus can only end once the head of household is wrestled and pinned to the floor.  This fine holiday came to us from an episode of Seinfeld called “The Strike” and was a tradition in the house of one of Seinfeld’s writers (created by his grandfather in the 60s/70s).

What a celebration! And this year, we are thrilled to be a part of it.  Good luck and we hope you have many Festivus miracles!

feats of strength

It’s a Festivus Miracle! You won’t find this extra dark roast distracting; it has a high strength-to-weight ratio for the Airing of the Grievances. Serve it with meatloaf and spaghetti, then commence the Feats of Strength.

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