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Dark chocolate up front, semi-sweet cocoa through the finish — the kind of flavor that makes you check the bag again because it seems like something this good should have more of a catch. There isn't one. No sugar, no sweeteners, zero calories black. 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When it's gone, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNutritional Info\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack coffee is essentially zero-calorie — what you add is your call. The flavoring in this coffee contains no sugar and no sweeteners. Zero sugar, zero sweeteners, no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly. No gluten added — not a dedicated gluten-free facility. No dairy in the coffee itself; what goes in the mug after that is entirely up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eHow to Brew\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrew it however you normally make coffee. No ceremony required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrip machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrench press\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePour over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold brew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScoop and hot water (we don't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse 1–2 tablespoons per 6 oz of water. Adjust to your \"I need this stronger\" level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this actually taste like a cookie?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt tastes like an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie moved into your coffee mug. Warm, a little chocolatey, slightly sweet — but still very much coffee. The flavor comes from custom flavoring applied after roasting, not from the roast itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it super sweet?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's comfort sweet, not candy sweet. You won't feel like you're drinking syrup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it go well with milk or creamer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's kind of unfair how good it is with a splash of cream — it leans even more \"cookie\" in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this coffee keto-friendly?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — black coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates. The flavoring in this coffee adds no sugar either. Naturally keto-friendly as a factual spec, not a lifestyle claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this good as iced coffee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVery. It turns into something that feels like a bakery treat you didn't have to pay café prices for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a limited release?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. This one came back by popular demand, but it's still seasonal. When it's gone, it's gone — no dramatic countdown, just an honest heads-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat other coffees pair well with this one?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you're into flavored coffees that lean warm and dessert-forward, our other dessert-inspired roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go alongside your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"margin: 0 0 6px; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: .06em; text-transform: uppercase; color: #92400e; font-size: 12px;\"\u003eSally's Kitchen inspiration\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family: 'Halant', Georgia, serif; margin: 0 0 12px; color: #3d1a00; font-size: 22px;\"\u003eThe Cookie Dunker\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBrown sugar, a little butter, a spoonful of cocoa — melted straight into hot Cookie Jar and frothed until it's basically cookie dough in liquid form. Pour it over ice, dunk a cookie in it, and you've got the whole point of this coffee in one glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/1640\/5315\/files\/cookie_dunker_480x480.jpg?v=1786189921\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-family: 'Halant', Georgia, serif; margin: 18px 0 8px; color: #3d1a00; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eWhat You'll Need\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz. hot brewed espresso, or strong brewed Cookie Jar coffee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 tsp. salted butter (Kerrygold or any grass-fed butter you've got)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Tbsp. brown sugar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 tsp. cocoa powder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e½ tsp. vanilla extract\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4–6 oz. milk of choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrushed ice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 chocolate chip cookie, for dunking — this part isn't optional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-family: 'Halant', Georgia, serif; margin: 18px 0 8px; color: #3d1a00; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eHow to Make It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrew your Cookie Jar coffee hot and strong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePour it over the butter, brown sugar, cocoa powder, and vanilla in a heatproof glass or jar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFroth with a handheld frother until the butter's fully melted and the mixture turns light and foamy — give it a full minute, don't rush it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFill a glass with crushed ice and pour in your milk of choice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlowly pour the frothed coffee mixture over the iced milk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop with a light dusting of cocoa powder if you're feeling extra.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDunk your cookie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 16px 0; border: 1px solid #e5e7eb; background: #fffbeb; border-radius: 14px; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #92400e;\"\u003eWatching sugar?\u003c\/strong\u003e Swap the brown sugar for a brown sugar monk fruit blend — it dissolves the same way and keeps the caramel notes without the carbs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 16px 0 0; font-size: 14px; color: #6b7280;\"\u003eAnd if you don't already own a mug built for exactly this moment — \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/javamomma.com\/products\/cookie-dunking-mug\" title=\"This Is My Cookie Dunking Mug\" style=\"color: #92400e; font-weight: bold;\"\u003ewe may have thoughts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie Coffee is a limited release medium roast flavored coffee from Java Momma with warm oatmeal, chocolate chip, and bakery notes. Returned by popular demand — available while supplies last. Flavoring is applied post-roast using custom flavoring. 100% Arabica, air roasted to order using solar power. No added sugar or sweeteners — naturally keto-friendly as a factual product spec. Available in whole bean and ground. 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You did. These are the four flavors our single-serve pod customers reach for most — the ones that get reordered, recommended, and apparently mentioned unprompted in the break room. We put them all in one box so you can find your favorite without committing to a full box of anything first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwelve pods. Four flavors. Three of each. 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No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this actually taste like a fried cookie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs close as a coffee can get. The chocolate and sweet cream filling notes come through first, and there's a toasted, golden edge underneath that reads like the fried part of the equation. It's dessert-leaning rather than literal — think \"if this cookie were a coffee,\" not a fair-food replica in a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you offer a decaf version?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — Unidentified Fried Object is available in decaf. Same flavor, same air-roasted process, without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. Wind-down approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the difference between the bag and the pods?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame coffee, different format. The bag gives you flexibility on grind and brew method. The single-serve pods are compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines — grab-and-go with no measuring required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee keto-friendly?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — black coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates. The flavoring in this coffee adds no sugar either. Naturally keto-friendly as a factual spec, not a lifestyle claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it taste sweet without adding sugar?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — the flavoring gives it a rich chocolate and sweet cream character that reads as genuinely sweet without any added sugar or sweetener. Brew strength and what you add will shift how pronounced that is, but black out of the pot is already dessert-adjacent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this actually a limited release?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unidentified Fried Object is part of our October lineup and available for a limited time this month. Once it's gone for the season, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat other coffees pair well with this one?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're into flavored coffees that lean rich and dessert-inspired, our other flavored roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go with your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: Unidentified Fried Object Coffee is a medium-dark roast flavored coffee from Java Momma with rich chocolate, sweet cream, and toasted fried-edge notes. Flavoring is applied post-roast. 100% Arabica, air roasted to order using solar power. Sugar-free and keto-friendly as a factual product spec. No gluten added; not a dedicated gluten-free facility. Available in whole bean, ground, single-serve pods compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0, and decaf via Mountain Water Process. Part of Java Momma's October seasonal lineup. 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