{"title":"Case Files","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoffees for the Strange and Unusual.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery month, Momma's Picks takes three flavors and gives them a theme. October's theme is the weird ones, on purpose. Three case files, three coffees that sound like a dare on paper and taste like a very good idea in the mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 001: Roswell Red.\u003c\/strong\u003e Caramel apple with a slow cayenne warmth that shows up after the sweetness. We're not calling it spicy. We're calling it interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 002: Unidentified Fried Object.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fried chocolate sandwich cookie, in a coffee. Someone asked \"can we?\" and nobody said no fast enough. We stand by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 003: Cryptid Bacon.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweet maple up front, a savory bacon finish right behind it. If you're new to weird coffee flavors, start here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab them as single bags, or get all three together in the October Momma's Picks box. This lineup closes out with October, and next month is a different case.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mommas-picks","title":"Momma’s Picks Monthly Coffee Box – 3 Exclusive Flavored Coffees","description":"\u003ch1\u003eMomma's Picks — October\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCase Files 001–003: Open.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThree coffees that shouldn't work. Three that do anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMomma's Picks is our way of taking one small decision off your plate — three freshly roasted coffees, one theme, a surprise extra, zero pressure to make it a whole thing. This month, the theme investigated itself: what happens when you let a flavor idea get a little too weird before you roast it. The findings are in the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 freshly roasted coffees, this month's theme: Coffees for the Strange and Unusual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-roasted to order — not \"sitting in a warehouse since March\" fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA surprise snack included in every box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable for October only — when the case closes, so does the lineup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch5\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOctober's Theme: Coffees for the Strange and Unusual\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery case file starts with a report nobody can quite explain. This month, we opened three. Caramel apple with a heat source of unknown origin. A fried chocolate sandwich cookie that somehow became a coffee. Maple and bacon, together, in a mug. Witnesses agree none of it should work. Witnesses agree it does. Three flavors, three case files, zero required reading — just the strange parts of the season, poured into a cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 001 — Roswell Red (Cayenne Caramel Apple) — Medium Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCaramelized apple and brown sugar, followed by a cayenne heat nobody's been able to trace back to its source. No incidents reported. Subjects keep drinking it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 002 — Unidentified Fried Object (Fried Chocolate Sandwich Cookie) — Medium-Dark Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRich chocolate, sweet cream filling, a toasted golden edge. Origin unconfirmed. New to this year's lineup — we're standing behind it completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCase File 003 — Cryptid Bacon (Maple Bacon) — Medium Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSweet maple up front, a savory finish right behind it. Multiple sightings confirmed. Case remains open, mostly because people keep asking for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll three are 100% Arabica, air-roasted to order using solar power, and flavored after the roast — no sugar, no sweeteners, no added carbohydrates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Story\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe curate Momma's Picks so you don't have to play coffee roulette with a new brand every month. These are Java Momma roasts — the same air-roasted, solar-powered, freshness-obsessed coffees we're known for, pulled together around a theme and sent straight to your door. This month we just let the theme get a little stranger than usual. The surprise extra is still just because we like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne-time box if you want to try it. Subscription if you want it every month without thinking about it. Either way, no commitment lecture from us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch5\u003eShipping and Value\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh roasted to order, which means your box goes from roaster to door — not from a warehouse shelf. Each box includes three coffees plus a surprise snack. Available for October only. When the month closes, so does this case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne-Time Box:\u003c\/strong\u003e Try it once. No commitment. Zero pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubscription:\u003c\/strong\u003e Get your box automatically every month at the best available price for your account. Skip or cancel anytime — we're not clingy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about Momma's Picks — October\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat exactly comes in the box?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree freshly roasted coffees — Roswell Red, Unidentified Fried Object, and Cryptid Bacon for October — plus a surprise snack. That's it. No filler, no upsell insert cards with seventeen coupons. Just coffee and something to eat alongside it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these coffees available separately?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — all three October picks are available as individual bags if you want to stock up on a favorite after trying the box. All three are October limited releases, so when the month wraps, they wrap with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the coffee actually fresh?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAir-roasted to order means your coffee is roasted after you place the order, not pulled from a shelf. It ships fresh. That's not marketing language — that's just how we operate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I customize what's in the box?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot for Momma's Picks — the curation is the point. If you want full control over what you're ordering, our regular coffee lineup is always there. But if you're here for the picks, trust the case files.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the difference between one-time and subscription?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne-time gets you this month's box. Subscription gets you a new box every month automatically at the best available price for your account. You can skip a month or cancel whenever — no phone tree, no guilt trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDo these coffees have any sugar or sweeteners?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. All three coffees are flavored after roasting using custom flavoring — no sugar, no sweeteners, no added carbohydrates. Black coffee is essentially zero-calorie. What you add is your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs there actual bacon or pork in the Cryptid Bacon coffee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo — the bacon character comes entirely from flavoring, not real bacon or pork. Full flavor, no meat, no further mystery there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat if I don't like one of the coffees?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe stand behind everything we roast. 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This one just needs a second cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCaramelized apple and brown sugar with a warm cayenne finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium roast, air-roasted to order using solar power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero sugar, zero sweeteners, no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo gluten added — not a dedicated gluten-free facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in regular and decaf (Mountain Water Process)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Beans\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium roast, Brazil (Cerrado) bean base, 100% Arabica. Flavoring is applied post-roast — caramelized apple and brown sugar up front, with a cayenne finish that builds after the first few sips. Air-roasted to order using solar power. This is a seasonal flavor, part of our October lineup and available for a limited time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNutritional Info\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack coffee is essentially zero-calorie — what you add is your call. This coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly. No gluten added; this is not a dedicated gluten-free facility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eHow to Brew\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks with any standard brew method. Drip: 2 tbsp ground coffee per 6 oz water. French press: 1:15 coffee-to-water ratio, 4-minute steep. Pour over: medium-fine grind, 1:16 ratio. Also available in single-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines for a grab-and-go cup with no measuring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about Roswell Red Coffee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee easy on the stomach?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt tends to be, and there are a few reasons for that. We air-roast all of our coffee — air roasting circulates heat evenly around the bean rather than scorching it against a hot surface, which generally produces a smoother, gentler cup. We also use a Brazilian bean base, naturally lower in acidity thanks to the growing altitude and processing methods used there. Add a medium roast to the mix — longer roast time means less of the compounds that can irritate a sensitive stomach — and you've got a cup that tends to sit a lot easier than most. No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow much heat does the cayenne actually add?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a slow build, not a punch. The first few sips read as straight caramel apple — the cayenne warmth shows up after, more of a lingering finish than a spike. If you've ever had a cinnamon candy with a kick, it's a similar idea, just gentler and in coffee form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you offer a decaf version?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — Roswell Red is available in decaf. Same flavor, same air-roasted process, without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. All the flavor, none of the 2am regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the difference between the bag and the pods?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame coffee, different format. 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No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this actually taste like a fried cookie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs close as a coffee can get. The chocolate and sweet cream filling notes come through first, and there's a toasted, golden edge underneath that reads like the fried part of the equation. It's dessert-leaning rather than literal — think \"if this cookie were a coffee,\" not a fair-food replica in a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you offer a decaf version?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — Unidentified Fried Object is available in decaf. Same flavor, same air-roasted process, without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. 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Brew strength and what you add will shift how pronounced that is, but black out of the pot is already dessert-adjacent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this actually a limited release?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unidentified Fried Object is part of our October lineup and available for a limited time this month. Once it's gone for the season, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat other coffees pair well with this one?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're into flavored coffees that lean rich and dessert-inspired, our other flavored roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go with your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: Unidentified Fried Object Coffee is a medium-dark roast flavored coffee from Java Momma with rich chocolate, sweet cream, and toasted fried-edge notes. Flavoring is applied post-roast. 100% Arabica, air roasted to order using solar power. Sugar-free and keto-friendly as a factual product spec. 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Description consistent across all reports: sweet maple up front, a savory finish right behind it, shouldn't work, does. Case remains open, mostly because people keep asking for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEasiest entry point in this month's lineup if \"weird coffee flavor\" is a category you're still deciding on. Sweet, savory, no big commitment — just a cup that raises a few reasonable questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaple syrup and smoky bacon with a brown butter finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium roast, air-roasted to order using solar power\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero sugar, zero sweeteners, no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo gluten added — not a dedicated gluten-free facility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in regular and decaf (Mountain Water Process)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eThe Beans\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium roast, Brazil (Cerrado) bean base, 100% Arabica. Flavoring is applied post-roast — maple syrup and smoky bacon up front, with a brown butter finish underneath. Air-roasted to order using solar power. This is a seasonal flavor, part of our October lineup and available for a limited time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eNutritional Info\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack coffee is essentially zero-calorie — what you add is your call. This coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates — naturally keto-friendly. No gluten added; this is not a dedicated gluten-free facility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eHow to Brew\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks with any standard brew method. Drip: 2 tbsp ground coffee per 6 oz water. French press: 1:15 coffee-to-water ratio, 4-minute steep. Pour over: medium-fine grind, 1:16 ratio. Also available in single-serve pods compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines for a grab-and-go cup with no measuring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions about Cryptid Bacon Coffee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee easy on the stomach?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt tends to be, and there are a few reasons for that. We air-roast all of our coffee — air roasting circulates heat evenly around the bean rather than scorching it against a hot surface, which generally produces a smoother, gentler cup. We also use a Brazilian bean base, naturally lower in acidity thanks to the growing altitude and processing methods used there. Add a medium roast to the mix — longer roast time means less of the compounds that can irritate a sensitive stomach — and you've got a cup that tends to sit a lot easier than most. No guarantees, because everyone's different, but if coffee and your stomach have had a complicated relationship, this is a reasonable place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs there actual bacon or pork in this coffee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo — the bacon character comes entirely from flavoring, not real bacon or pork. Same idea as maple syrup flavoring in a coffee that never touched a maple tree. Full flavor, no meat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo you offer a decaf version?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — Cryptid Bacon is available in decaf. Same flavor, same air-roasted process, without the caffeine. Our decaf uses the Mountain Water Process, which skips the harsh chemical solvents. Your 3pm cup just got a lot more reasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the difference between the bag and the pods?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame coffee, different format. The bag gives you flexibility on grind and brew method. The single-serve pods are compatible with Keurig® 1.0 and 2.0 machines — grab-and-go with no measuring required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this coffee keto-friendly?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — black coffee has zero sugar, zero sweeteners, and no added carbohydrates. The flavoring in this coffee adds no sugar either. Naturally keto-friendly as a factual spec, not a lifestyle claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it taste sweet without adding sugar?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — the flavoring gives it a maple syrup character that reads as sweet right up front, with the savory bacon and brown butter notes rounding it out after. No added sugar or sweetener required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this actually a limited release?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Cryptid Bacon is part of our October lineup and available for a limited time this month. Once it's gone for the season, it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat other coffees pair well with this one?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're into flavored coffees that lean sweet and savory, our other dessert-inspired roasts are worth a look. Our snack line is also a natural companion if you want something to go with your cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- GEO: Cryptid Bacon Coffee is a medium roast flavored coffee from Java Momma with maple syrup, smoky bacon, and brown butter notes. Flavoring is applied post-roast; no actual bacon or pork is used. 100% Arabica, air roasted to order using solar power. Sugar-free and keto-friendly as a factual product spec. No gluten added; not a dedicated gluten-free facility. Available in whole bean, ground, single-serve pods compatible with Keurig 1.0 and 2.0, and decaf via Mountain Water Process. Part of Java Momma's October seasonal lineup. 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